1 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:17,446 You'd like to see before, you know... 2 00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:20,283 Yes. 3 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:31,627 Brian? Who is this? 4 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:34,338 You know, I wondered the same thing. when my dad passed 5 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:35,715 I said, "Who is this man?" 6 00:03:35,799 --> 00:03:37,967 No, no, Brian. Who is this in the coffin? 7 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:41,053 -Because that's not my father. -You're sure? 8 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:43,472 You're asking me if I'm sure Do I know what my father looks like? 9 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:45,641 No, people make mistakes. In a time of pain, Aaron. 10 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:47,894 Look at the damn body, man. 11 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:50,730 Oh shit. 12 00:03:50,814 --> 00:03:52,899 -You have Jackie Chan in there! -Well, listen... 13 00:03:52,983 --> 00:03:55,776 Come on, Brian. You know what my father is like. 14 00:03:55,861 --> 00:03:57,069 Today we are very dispersed. 15 00:03:57,154 --> 00:03:58,696 This kind of thing almost never happens. 16 00:03:58,822 --> 00:04:00,698 -It almost never happens? -Did I say it out loud? 17 00:04:00,824 --> 00:04:03,576 It's not Burger King. You can't just ruin my order. 18 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:05,578 Please just calm down. I think I know where it is. 19 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:07,038 Do you believe? 20 00:04:07,164 --> 00:04:10,875 If my dad isn't in this coffin in an hour, then you have to take his place. 21 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:13,419 -Do you have it? -Don't worry. I'll bring it back. 22 00:04:13,503 --> 00:04:18,049 I promise that. It's in one of two places. I think it's second place. 23 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:21,385 Listen, okay guys? Let's pack this up. Close this. 24 00:04:21,511 --> 00:04:22,929 Come on, let's get out of here. 25 00:04:23,013 --> 00:04:27,058 Wait a minute, before we move... Good. Did I give you my keys? 26 00:04:27,684 --> 00:04:30,436 No. They in the car. I left the damn keys in the car. 27 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:32,563 Come on guys. I think it's on. 28 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:35,399 If you're so eager to be here, Why did you come out in the first place? 29 00:04:35,525 --> 00:04:37,944 -You know why. -I hate funerals. 30 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:40,363 All about death, death, death. 31 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:44,116 I don't think funerals are designed. so that no one likes it, norman. 32 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:45,743 I guess. 33 00:04:45,869 --> 00:04:48,537 I don't want a regular funeral When it's my time to go, you know. 34 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:50,539 I want my life to be celebrated. 35 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:54,210 Like Anna Nicole Smith, Richard Nixon, Someone great and powerful. 36 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,128 I want mine to be the saddest day of all. 37 00:04:56,213 --> 00:04:59,298 The stock market should crash, the factories closed, 38 00:04:59,383 --> 00:05:01,092 Girls crying in the streets. 39 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:04,720 That kind of thing. An eclipse would be good. 40 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:06,889 -Come on. -That? 41 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:09,308 You're still smoking after all Those warnings and stuff out there? 42 00:05:09,393 --> 00:05:12,186 No, Norman, stop, okay. you used to smoke 43 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:13,396 We used to smoke together. 44 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:16,065 I used to pee my pants and then I stopped. 45 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:18,943 I have my own problems to worry about Without worrying about your damn smoking. 46 00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:21,112 Come on, Norman. What problems do you have, man? 47 00:05:21,238 --> 00:05:24,573 -I told you! My rash! -I have to use condoms, dad. 48 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:27,702 - In my hand, friend. -You still have to use a condom, Norman. 49 00:05:27,786 --> 00:05:28,995 That is the first line of defense. 50 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:31,831 This shit is not normal. Look at it. 51 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:35,126 -Shit. That's not a rash, man. -What do you think it is? 52 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:38,754 I don't know, but it's very stained. 53 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:42,466 Stained? I hate stains. I'm going to die, I'm going to die! 54 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:44,093 -No. -And I'm so damn young! 55 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:46,637 They brought the wrong body. 56 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:49,598 Honey you heard me They brought the wrong body. 57 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:51,350 Oh my God! Well, do you know where it is? 58 00:05:51,435 --> 00:05:52,977 They think like that. 59 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:57,106 I told you. I told you not to wear Marshalls, 60 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:59,233 But, no, you wanted to keep everything. in the neighborhood. 61 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:02,361 Don't rub it, not today. I have too much to worry about. 62 00:06:02,446 --> 00:06:06,198 Dad insisted on having his funeral. At home, so now I can't escape. 63 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:07,950 Death is everywhere. 64 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:10,119 Baby no No, it's not. 65 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:11,746 Mom won't stop crying. 66 00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:13,873 -Ryan hasn't helped. -Not like he ever does. 67 00:06:13,957 --> 00:06:16,292 Besides that, I have to worry especially this praise. 68 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:19,920 I'm sure it will be the best compliment has anyone ever heard 69 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:21,338 It doesn't matter 70 00:06:21,465 --> 00:06:24,842 All anyone is going to be thinking is, "Why isn't Ryan doing the eulogy? 71 00:06:24,968 --> 00:06:27,011 "Step aside and let the writer say a few words." 72 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:28,220 I'll even be thinking about it. 73 00:06:28,305 --> 00:06:31,140 Why don't you let him do it then? 74 00:06:32,309 --> 00:06:33,642 So now you want Ryan to do the eulogy? 75 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:34,852 No. I'm just saying... 76 00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:37,021 You're just saying you want Listen to Ryan's praise. 77 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:38,439 No. You're the oldest, so... 78 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:40,608 So the only reason you should do it It's because I'm old. 79 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:42,526 Aaron, calm down. 80 00:06:43,153 --> 00:06:46,489 I think you are everything As good a writer as your brother. 81 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:50,743 I just think you need to stop Someone actually read your book. 82 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:52,411 It's not ready yet. 83 00:06:52,496 --> 00:06:55,873 Well okay. But don't forget We close on the house next week. 84 00:06:55,999 --> 00:06:58,834 -I know. -I mean, I love your mom, 85 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:00,961 But I'm so ready to move. 86 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:03,672 I know darling, But today we have to pass, okay? 87 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:05,091 Exactly. 88 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:07,676 I know this is hard. 89 00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:10,221 But it's the last day of my cycle. 90 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:13,599 And I'm 37 years old, so we have to try, 91 00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:18,437 You know, we have to do it, At least once today, okay? 92 00:07:18,522 --> 00:07:19,688 -Baby. -Yeah? 93 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:24,401 You're going to have to change that cycle. Going down to low for now, just for now. 94 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:27,404 Can we at least find the body first? 95 00:07:32,244 --> 00:07:35,204 -Are you OK? -Yes absolutely. 96 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:39,750 Okay, I'm... I'm a little nervous. 97 00:07:40,544 --> 00:07:41,961 Because you are going to see my dad again 98 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:45,464 I just don't think I've ever been. so openly hated by anyone before. 99 00:07:45,549 --> 00:07:46,799 Even my seventh graders aren't that bad. 100 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:49,969 I think you'll be more worried today. that his brother just died what to be... 101 00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:52,429 -Baby. -I'm sorry baby. It's the traffic 102 00:07:52,556 --> 00:07:54,890 Right. Anyway, when I tell him that we are going to get married, 103 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:57,434 He will just have to accept you. I... 104 00:07:57,561 --> 00:07:59,645 -Jesus! Are you OK? -Oh my God. 105 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:01,188 -You Bobo! -Fuck you, bitch. 106 00:08:01,273 --> 00:08:04,108 Oh yeah, turn me around. Can't you see there's a traffic jam? 107 00:08:04,234 --> 00:08:05,860 You put out your eye, Your father is going to kill me. 108 00:08:05,944 --> 00:08:07,778 -Oscar, baby. -Yeah. 109 00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:09,029 -Look at me. -Well. 110 00:08:09,114 --> 00:08:10,656 -Relax. Well? -All good. 111 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:13,075 Everything's fine. Well? Breathe. 112 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,410 Well. 113 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:17,663 -Better? -Better. 114 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:19,582 Oh God. Alright. 115 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:21,834 fuck you 116 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:28,465 I think you will find that Everything is in perfect order. 117 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:31,510 Oh, so now you want to be professional. 118 00:08:31,595 --> 00:08:33,304 Do you have your keys? Do you have your BlackBerry? 119 00:08:33,388 --> 00:08:35,472 Because once we bury him, we're not going to dig it up 120 00:08:35,557 --> 00:08:37,016 just so you can tweet. 121 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:38,809 Look, I'm trying, okay? 122 00:08:38,894 --> 00:08:40,686 Hi, how's your mother holding, Aaron? 123 00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:42,438 She's fine. She is in great health. 124 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,064 -There are no more businesses here. -Well. 125 00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:45,900 What about your uncle Russell? He wasn't doing that right. 126 00:08:45,984 --> 00:08:47,067 -How are you? -Bye bye. 127 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:49,820 Okay, I'm just asking. It's conversation, that's all. 128 00:08:49,905 --> 00:08:52,990 I'm here if you need me, you know that. Thanks for everything. 129 00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:54,408 -Michelle, come here. -Bye, Brian. 130 00:08:54,492 --> 00:08:55,868 You don't have to come 131 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:59,914 I'm just saying, everyone knows that the colonel stole that recipe 132 00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:03,042 For fried chicken from a slave named Jubalai. 133 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:06,921 Now, I give him credit for the coleslaw, But that's all. 134 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,925 Hey friend! How are you? 135 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:14,220 I need a favor. I need you to pick up Uncle Russell. 136 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:16,889 Yes, I know it's a hassle, but you are the closest 137 00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:21,477 -Damn! He's always in a bad mood. -Just tell me you will. We will do it. 138 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:26,065 It's not a state of mind if you're always in it. It's your personality. Can you do it? 139 00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:28,150 Okay, I'll do it. 140 00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:34,490 Hello mom. How are you doing? 141 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:38,160 There were so many things We still wanted to do it. 142 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:41,121 Travel. We were going to Australia and China. 143 00:09:41,206 --> 00:09:42,289 I wanted to go to Thailand. 144 00:09:42,374 --> 00:09:44,416 Oh come on, mom, You're not going to fly 25 hours. 145 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:47,711 That's not the point. I haven't felt well. 146 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:50,673 Who knows how long Am I going to live without him? 147 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:53,592 It could make a difference if I had a grandson 148 00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:56,929 who could distract me everything, but... 149 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,515 -Oh good. -Cynthia, we are trying. 150 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:03,894 I know what you're trying to do, Michelle. All hours of the day and night, trying. 151 00:10:03,979 --> 00:10:06,355 But it doesn't seem to be working, now does it? 152 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:09,316 -Where is Ryan? Have you talked to him yet? -Should be here soon. 153 00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:13,404 Just to see your face it would make me feel so much better 154 00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:16,907 Oh, I've missed him so much. My baby. 155 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:19,201 Do you need me to do something, Cynthia? 156 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:22,579 could you take your hand off My husband's coffin. 157 00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:25,124 You're leaving a stain mark. 158 00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:30,838 Are you giving us the finger? Or is he just saying hello? 159 00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:33,424 That's good, ladies! Thank you! 160 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:38,012 -There it is. -That? 161 00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:39,388 -Alright. - Are you going to need help? 162 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,098 He's just grumpy 163 00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:43,851 You have to know how to handle it. 164 00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:48,230 Oh, it looks kind of sweet. 165 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:49,565 -Hello, Uncle Russell! -Hello, Uncle Russell! 166 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,150 Do you remember me? I'm norman 167 00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:53,569 I came to pick you up and take you to the funeral. 168 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:57,823 Where the hell have you been, you fat bastard? You took longer, I'd be dead too! 169 00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:00,242 Shit you know well how to handle it 170 00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:02,328 Would you like to ride a shotgun? 171 00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:04,371 Stop the game, okay? 172 00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:06,999 ...take this missile up your ass. 173 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,709 -Listen. -Yes, the pills. I have them. 174 00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:10,794 -They are right here. -Okay, great. Can I come get them? 175 00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:13,964 -I have to go to a funeral. Shit! -Whatever. Man, I'm going there. 176 00:11:14,049 --> 00:11:15,549 -Shit. -Did you try them? 177 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:17,343 No, no, I'm not going to try them. I made them. 178 00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:18,927 But they're fine, right? Are things okay? 179 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:21,472 I have to go. Never get your hopes up for your own supply. 180 00:11:21,556 --> 00:11:24,224 And, man, this shit is going to blow your mind, I guarantee it 181 00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:27,269 You will love it. Okay, I have to go. Bye bye. 182 00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:31,523 Do you always open the door half naked? 183 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:33,817 Come on, Jeff, we'll be late. 184 00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:35,402 All I have to do is put on some pants. 185 00:11:35,487 --> 00:11:38,864 And this is my house, so... Are you okay, man? 186 00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:42,493 -He's fine. He's just going crazy. -Is he okay? 187 00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:46,163 -A car almost hit us, and I was screaming. -And this guy just jumped into our lane. 188 00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:47,706 -I didn't see it. -He did it, he totally did it. 189 00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:49,666 -I'm sorry, honey, I... -No, baby, it's okay. It's good ok 190 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:51,835 You guys are fun. Hey what do you think 191 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:52,961 -If not? -No. 192 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,964 - Put your pants on, please. -All good. 193 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,050 And make sure they're black, Jeffrey! 194 00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,593 Okay mom. 195 00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:02,638 -I'm so hungry. -God, my heart is racing. 196 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,265 I don't know what's wrong with me. 197 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:11,897 Ah, here Take this one. It will calm you down. Jeff won't care. 198 00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:13,524 What do you mean take one of those? What's that? 199 00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:17,694 It's Valium. I used to take it all the time. It will make you feel better, I promise. 200 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,405 -Valium, are you sure? -Yeah. 201 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:20,572 -Yeah. -You know, I shouldn't be taking 202 00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:21,698 Someone else's pills, right? 203 00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:23,784 -No, it's okay. -I have to drive and... 204 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:29,206 Baby, I'll drive. All good? Just open everything. Here we go. Take... 205 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:32,709 Let's do it. 206 00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:36,672 -Oh, my keys. -Jeff, are you wearing sneakers? 207 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,507 -They're black, Elaine. -But they are sneakers, Jeff. 208 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,217 Will he be less dead? If I'm not wearing sneakers? 209 00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:43,512 -Forget it. Let's just go. I can just... -No, I have it. 210 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:44,805 Well. 211 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:49,810 -Come on, Jeff. -I'm coming. I'm coming. 212 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,854 -We were waiting. -Oh shoot! 213 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:56,608 I still can't believe he's gone. 214 00:12:57,569 --> 00:13:00,988 You can't understand death until you have given life. 215 00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:06,326 -Hello mom. -Ryan, my baby! 216 00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:07,661 Hey. 217 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,874 Mom, I know this is hard, but it's going to be fine, 218 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,250 and we're going to get over it. 219 00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:17,379 Oh, Ryan, you always know exactly what to say, always! 220 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,756 I guess if people died every week, We would see you all the time. 221 00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:22,342 -Hey, big brother. How are you? -Expecting. 222 00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:24,553 -How was your flight, Ryan? -It was ok. 223 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:29,057 But I had to buy the seat next to me. I can't talk anymore. 224 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:33,937 And while I'm sitting there in first class, All the broken people march through. 225 00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:38,775 And a couple of them looking at me, Crazy because I'm chopping hot nuts. 226 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:43,780 So I'm like, "Take your bankruptcy, Nutless ass to the back of the plane." 227 00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:46,533 Plus, there was tons of turbulence, 228 00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:49,077 but I guess that's what about flying first class. 229 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:55,501 No matter how much you pay, If the plane crashes, you still end up dead. 230 00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:03,133 - And even dead! -I'll make sure he's okay. 231 00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:05,594 -Please. - And even dead! 232 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:08,430 You always know what to say. 233 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:09,932 My mistake. 234 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:14,228 Hey. I love it when you come To family functions, man. 235 00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:16,355 Because dad takes his pure hatred for you. 236 00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:18,941 -Jeff. -I kid. oscar 237 00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:21,693 Are you okay? 238 00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:23,904 Was there a dog here just now? 239 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,572 -That? -That? 240 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:29,701 Like a Dalmatian or a Schnauzer? 241 00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:33,455 -Honey, what are you talking about? -Don't know. 242 00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:39,628 It's a shame that someone He has to die to reunite the family. 243 00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:44,299 It was hard to see dad like this. He's in a better place now, right? 244 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:47,344 -He was sick for a long time. -Since when do the dead hit the sick? 245 00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:51,473 You know what I mean. That's why I try not to get close to people. 246 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:54,726 -Too much emotion involved. -I guess that's why you never call. 247 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:58,063 Some families see each other all the time, some gather at funerals. 248 00:14:58,147 --> 00:14:59,231 That's just us. 249 00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:04,903 Hey, listen, I know it's a bad time, But I'm going to need that money. 250 00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:07,030 -Shit. -We are dividing these costs, right? 251 00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:09,408 Well. But I don't have it right now. 252 00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:11,159 What the fuck are you talking about? Don't you have it now? 253 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,495 You just bought a first class ticket for your toothbrush 254 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,914 I don't have cash. Honest. 255 00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:18,208 I lost a lot of shit when the market crashed. 256 00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:20,586 So, if you don't mind, We'll have to discuss this later. 257 00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:24,840 -No, no, no, no, let's discuss this right now. -Hey, do you mind? 258 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,508 I am grieving. 259 00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:29,970 Look at all these cars. 260 00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:32,931 You have to get to these funerals early. 261 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,644 Come on. There is no where to park. 262 00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:41,189 -That? There's a place right there. Grab it. -That seems like it's too close to the corner. 263 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:44,276 -No. You can put it inside. Grab it. -I don't need a ticket today. 264 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,944 You're not going to get a ticket. Could you... 265 00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:48,572 You're going to lose it. Grab it. 266 00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:51,992 Norman! Come on. Now see? 267 00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:57,789 Elaine! I was going to park there. 268 00:15:57,874 --> 00:15:59,916 Oh, I'm sorry, Norman. you are family 269 00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:02,419 -No, but I'm like family. -Oh, honey, there is no such thing. 270 00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:04,421 -Elaine. -Oh God. 271 00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:05,589 -Hey. -What are you doing here? 272 00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:06,798 Well, your father invited me. 273 00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:08,800 I thought I might need A real shoulder to cry on. 274 00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:12,095 -Oh please. Come on. oscar -Who the hell is that? 275 00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:14,681 He... Come on, honey. They were here. 276 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:18,310 -Are you OK? -Come on. 277 00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:19,853 We there 278 00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:23,857 -Yes. -Damn. I have Uncle Russell. 279 00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:25,359 How could I forget about Uncle Russell? 280 00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:28,904 I said what's going on? What the hell is happening? 281 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:31,657 What the hell is this guy doing? 282 00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:35,243 It's very green here, right? It's, like, so green. 283 00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:39,206 Like, God, wow, it's like... It's like I'm inside a lime. 284 00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:43,001 -Oscar? -Yeah? 285 00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:44,461 -Look at me. -Well. 286 00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:46,546 Hello. Are you OK? 287 00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:47,881 Yes, why? 288 00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:50,133 All this about dogs. and things being green. 289 00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:51,885 What is happening? 290 00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:56,765 What are you talking about? I'm fine. I have never been greener. 291 00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:01,228 Jeff, look at this. 292 00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:04,648 -Hello. -What's wrong with Oscar? 293 00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:06,358 -Don't know. -You guys keep playing. 294 00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:09,194 Oh my god. It's Valium. 295 00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:12,239 -Worth? -I'm in the band. 296 00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:13,990 I gave him one of your valiums. 297 00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,745 He's probably not used to it. 298 00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:22,416 -Yes of course. -I know you were looking. 299 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,298 Where is she going? 300 00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:32,467 -Oscar! -Shit. 301 00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:37,431 -You're going the wrong way, idiot! -That hurts! 302 00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:39,307 - Stop the car, Norman. -That? 303 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,476 Stop the car! I'm leaving I have to talk to her. 304 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,145 I have to talk to Elaine. For the car. 305 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,354 What about Uncle Russell? 306 00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:45,564 -I need you to help me... -Where are we? 307 00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:47,858 -We're going to be late, fat man! -Curse! 308 00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:50,444 Uncle Russell, you hit me on the spot. 309 00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:53,780 You have to stop this, Uncle Russell. or you'll be in a box next to it. 310 00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:57,075 -Hello how are you? All good. -Thank you. 311 00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,536 Who are those people? I don't recognize half of them. 312 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:03,165 It's your family You don't recognize From the last funeral? 313 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,333 What side of the family are you on? 314 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,085 Probably a friend of Dad's from work. 315 00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:10,088 You know, the funeral looks good. You did a good job. 316 00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:12,507 No, we did a good job. 317 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:16,136 Are you telling me I have to pay? for the entire funeral? 318 00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:18,847 I'm saying you're going to have to pay for the whole thing now. 319 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:22,017 Okay, just for a few months. until my next breakthrough comes. 320 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,352 What am I, a fucking credit union? 321 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:27,773 Damn, man! what the fuck Jesus Christ! 322 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:31,610 Hi guys. How are you doing? 323 00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:33,153 We are doing quite well. 324 00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:36,239 We just waited for a few more people. to come and then we can start. 325 00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:38,617 Have you met my brother, Ryan? 326 00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:40,660 The writer? Oh man! 327 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:44,289 You know, I have to tell you, 328 00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:48,126 I pressed this job today Because I really wanted to meet you. 329 00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:51,421 Listen, I just finished reading. Mom's secret. 330 00:18:53,508 --> 00:18:54,549 But listen, that will be our little secret. 331 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,843 because I'm not supposed to be reading that kind of stuff, you know? 332 00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:59,137 Right. Well, I'm sure the Lord will forgive you. 333 00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:02,933 -I can't wait to hear your praise. -Actually, I'm doing the praise. 334 00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:06,812 -Oh, I thought... -Well, Aaron is the oldest, technically. 335 00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:09,523 Really? 336 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:16,613 -How is my little Cynthia? -Oh, Duncan. 337 00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:19,533 oh look at me 338 00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:22,661 I'm just trying to keep it all together. 339 00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:28,834 He was a good husband and a great father. two healthy, strong boys. 340 00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:32,838 Why have they decided not to have own children 341 00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:34,422 -It's beyond me. -Cynthia. 342 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,466 Can I get you some coffee? 343 00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:41,596 Coffee can do many things, Michelle. But it doesn't bring back the dead. 344 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,223 Tea? 345 00:19:56,571 --> 00:19:57,696 -Hey, Ryan. -Yeah. 346 00:19:57,780 --> 00:20:00,031 I have to review the speech. Could you take care of Uncle Russell? 347 00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:02,409 Look at Martina. Man, that girl is all grown up. 348 00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:05,328 Come on man. Little Martina? She's, like, in the 12th grade. 349 00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:10,041 Yeah, well, she may be in the 12th grade, But that ass is in graduate school. 350 00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:20,176 -Anyway... -I should go see how she is. 351 00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:22,804 You know, that's just being a neighbor. 352 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,347 Yeah, you just do that. 353 00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:27,934 -See if you need a juice box or something. -Man! 354 00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:38,278 "My father was an exceptional man. 355 00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:41,781 - "He was born in 19..." -1938. 356 00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:46,036 Hello, there, Aaron. 357 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,163 Hello. How are you doing? 358 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:52,375 I'm very sorry about your father. He talked a lot about you. 359 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:55,962 Did he ever mention me? I'm sorry. Franc. 360 00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,257 Not really. 361 00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:02,052 Honey. Can I see you for a moment? 362 00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:05,263 One second. I have to go, Frank. 363 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:07,933 Thanks for coming, though. 364 00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:11,144 Watch my shit! Don't hit the tires. 365 00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:13,396 Hurry now! We're late! 366 00:21:13,481 --> 00:21:17,484 Listen, we still have to finish that thing, remember? 367 00:21:17,568 --> 00:21:19,486 Oh come on baby I'm just not in the mood right now. 368 00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:21,863 I'm not wearing panties. 369 00:21:23,032 --> 00:21:27,869 -Hey, my father is dead. Put on some panties. -I'm trying to help here. 370 00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:31,122 Please, honey, I really want to do this. baby thing happens, so, come on 371 00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:32,874 -We have five minutes. -Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 372 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:35,210 -That? -No...No...Don't look. 373 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,879 There's a boy down there... Don't look, don't look. 374 00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:40,298 ...in a black leather jacket that keeps watching me 375 00:21:40,383 --> 00:21:41,758 Okay, okay, I see it. That? 376 00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:43,677 -Don't look, don't look. -I'm not looking. 377 00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:45,178 Do you recognize it? 378 00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:49,182 Well, no, but, I mean, He must be your father's friend. 379 00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:51,351 Now I have to go check the food. 380 00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:54,312 Hey! put on some panties before touching the food 381 00:21:54,397 --> 00:21:55,855 Big ones. 382 00:22:08,911 --> 00:22:12,080 -Look! Look. -But, you know, he's in a better place. 383 00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:15,667 Isn't it beautiful? Plus, he sings. 384 00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:24,175 -Yeah. It's right there. - I'll see you inside. 385 00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:25,927 -It's right there. -It's the Bee Gees. 386 00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:29,014 -Sounds great. Elaine -Thank you very much for coming. 387 00:22:29,098 --> 00:22:31,182 -Hello, inside, yes. That? -Listen, listen, listen, listen. 388 00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:33,101 -Well. I have to tell you something, okay? -Well. 389 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:37,397 And I'm warning you right now you're not going to like it 390 00:22:38,941 --> 00:22:40,108 Aaron 391 00:22:40,443 --> 00:22:42,777 -Uncle Duncan. -How are we on time? 392 00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:45,864 You know what, as soon as Russell gets here, we'll be ready to go. 393 00:22:45,948 --> 00:22:50,452 Fine. So what is this nonsense I heard that Ryan didn't say a few words? 394 00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:54,080 I offered to do the praise, but Aaron is the oldest. 395 00:22:54,457 --> 00:22:57,250 I'm sure he's going to be one of the guys. 396 00:22:58,044 --> 00:22:59,961 It's a real shame. 397 00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:03,465 I mean, I'm sure you'll do fine, Aaron. but with Ryan being the writer in the family. 398 00:23:03,591 --> 00:23:05,300 You know, I'm a writer too. 399 00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:09,304 Well, we all write checks. Your brother is an author. 400 00:23:10,139 --> 00:23:11,556 Excuse me? 401 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,391 Uncle Duncan, I have to ask you a question. 402 00:23:13,476 --> 00:23:15,143 -Well. -Martina. 403 00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:17,270 Little Martina? 404 00:23:17,772 --> 00:23:21,232 Well, it's not really related to us. or something like that, is it her? 405 00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:23,485 No no no no. She's just a family friend. 406 00:23:23,611 --> 00:23:24,986 Oh, good, good. 407 00:23:27,323 --> 00:23:31,493 -What do you mean it's not Valium? -Well, it's interesting. 408 00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:35,663 What you thought was Valium It's not actually Valium. 409 00:23:36,165 --> 00:23:38,333 -Oh! -What's wrong, Jeff? 410 00:23:39,335 --> 00:23:41,086 It's like a hallucinogen. 411 00:23:41,170 --> 00:23:43,421 -Mescaline, acid, Special K. -What? 412 00:23:43,506 --> 00:23:45,423 Served in a small pill bottle. 413 00:23:45,508 --> 00:23:49,260 -Oh my God. This is not funny -No, it's not, it's not funny at all. 414 00:23:49,345 --> 00:23:51,096 -Look at it. Look at it. -Oh my God. 415 00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:52,263 -He's tall like a kite. -What... 416 00:23:52,348 --> 00:23:53,515 The man is clearly tall. 417 00:23:53,641 --> 00:23:55,183 what are you doing with these things in the house? 418 00:23:55,309 --> 00:23:57,268 I'm a pharmacology student, Laney. 419 00:23:57,353 --> 00:23:59,687 And first of all, it just went up. in someone's apartment 420 00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:00,855 and just started taking pills? 421 00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:03,024 -Well, I thought it was Valium. -Clearly. 422 00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:04,692 What do I have to do? Should I tell him? 423 00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:07,112 No no no. That will only scare him. 424 00:24:07,196 --> 00:24:09,697 -Well. Well. -You know, this is going to be good. Well? 425 00:24:09,824 --> 00:24:12,617 Don't let him spend too much time. talking to anyone. 426 00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:15,537 -Well, well. -Or bush. 427 00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:17,372 He's in a bush right now. 428 00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:22,043 Ok Oscar Honey. Comes back. Where are you going? 429 00:24:22,169 --> 00:24:23,545 Jeffrey, help me. 430 00:24:24,046 --> 00:24:25,630 Oscar Oscar 431 00:24:25,714 --> 00:24:27,132 Oh man. 432 00:24:28,342 --> 00:24:30,135 Help me! my groin 433 00:24:30,553 --> 00:24:33,972 It will be your head in a minute. Hurry up, we're going to be late for the funeral. 434 00:24:34,056 --> 00:24:36,224 My scrotum will look like a canvas bag 435 00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:38,643 with two bowling balls in it When I climb this hill with you. 436 00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:39,894 That's what your brain is. 437 00:24:42,648 --> 00:24:43,898 Shit. 438 00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:47,235 Hey. 439 00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:53,158 Oscar Oscar 440 00:24:54,577 --> 00:24:56,369 Oh daddy Hello. 441 00:24:58,497 --> 00:24:59,914 How are you? 442 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:03,084 Not bad, Considering we're at my brother's funeral. 443 00:25:03,210 --> 00:25:05,003 -Yes, yes, we are. -Hey, dad. 444 00:25:05,087 --> 00:25:06,671 -Hey. -How are you? You look well. 445 00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:08,089 How are they treating you there? at Pepperdine? 446 00:25:08,174 --> 00:25:10,425 Well. You know, don't worry about me. 447 00:25:10,551 --> 00:25:12,510 -I'm not worried about you. -Oscar. 448 00:25:12,595 --> 00:25:14,429 Well. Oscar, Oscar. 449 00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:21,102 -So I see you brought your friend. -He's not my friend, he's my boyfriend. 450 00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:23,938 Doctor! How good to see you. 451 00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:27,275 -I'm very sorry, sir. -Derek. I'm glad you could do it. 452 00:25:27,401 --> 00:25:29,694 Thank you. Elaine Hello. 453 00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:32,030 So how's everything going with my wallet? 454 00:25:32,114 --> 00:25:34,699 It couldn't be better, sir. 455 00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:37,035 In fact, we should get together. and play a round of golf 456 00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:39,370 And I will tell you everything, down to the last detail. 457 00:25:39,455 --> 00:25:41,289 -Happily. -Brilliant. 458 00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:43,041 -Maybe Elaine would join us. -Marvelous. 459 00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:44,959 Make it a trio. 460 00:25:45,586 --> 00:25:48,421 -Elaine! -Oh, Aunt Cynthia. 461 00:25:48,631 --> 00:25:50,798 I'm so sorry for Uncle Edward. 462 00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:54,302 -We are going to miss him a lot. -And Jeff, sneakers. 463 00:25:54,428 --> 00:25:56,304 He bought them for me. He bought them for me. 464 00:25:56,430 --> 00:25:59,307 Oh my god. Aunt Cynthia, this is Oscar. 465 00:26:00,476 --> 00:26:02,977 I am very sorry for the death. 466 00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:05,146 -Oh, okay. -I'm sorry. 467 00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:09,776 Amazing grace... 468 00:26:11,445 --> 00:26:15,907 How sweet the sound, yes! 469 00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:23,248 That saved a bastard like... 470 00:26:34,301 --> 00:26:35,635 Very nice to see both of you. 471 00:26:35,719 --> 00:26:39,347 -It's good to see you too, Aunt Cynthia. -I'm sorry, ma'am, I'm sorry. 472 00:26:39,473 --> 00:26:41,849 -Dad dad. -Cynthia. 473 00:26:42,518 --> 00:26:44,811 -Well, then we need a plan. -Yeah. 474 00:26:44,895 --> 00:26:46,020 What is he doing? 475 00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:48,523 -I love you. -Oh God. 476 00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:50,984 Oh my god. 477 00:26:51,068 --> 00:26:53,528 Come on! Push, kitten. Lard-ass. 478 00:26:53,654 --> 00:26:56,906 -Did you fart, old man? -Get your butt into it. 479 00:27:03,205 --> 00:27:05,039 -Hey. -Oh God. 480 00:27:05,374 --> 00:27:08,167 I heard about the engagement, Elaine. 481 00:27:08,544 --> 00:27:11,421 -How did... -Yes, I did. 482 00:27:11,547 --> 00:27:14,340 You know, I can't deal with you today. 483 00:27:14,425 --> 00:27:15,508 Oh don't do it 484 00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:17,385 But I haven't told my dad yet, 485 00:27:17,511 --> 00:27:20,972 and I would appreciate it if you kept your mouth shut 486 00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:23,266 Good. I'm going to do that for you. 487 00:27:24,018 --> 00:27:25,893 What are you looking at... 488 00:27:33,569 --> 00:27:35,403 -Hey, Elaine, I...could... -Oscar? 489 00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:38,364 -Hey, baby. -You didn't even let me finish. 490 00:27:38,449 --> 00:27:41,075 My father was an exceptional man. 491 00:27:41,201 --> 00:27:45,079 He was born in 1938. 492 00:27:45,581 --> 00:27:49,167 1938 was an exceptional year. In 1938... 493 00:27:49,251 --> 00:27:54,380 Actually, there is something I would like To talk to you, if you have a minute. 494 00:27:54,590 --> 00:27:55,715 Yes for sure. 495 00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:58,885 Stop crying. You have snot all over My necklace and everything. 496 00:27:58,969 --> 00:28:00,261 Man, not stairs. 497 00:28:00,387 --> 00:28:02,972 What about the stairs? Just take me down the stairs. Hurry up! 498 00:28:03,098 --> 00:28:04,849 Do I have to carry your old ass up these stairs? 499 00:28:04,933 --> 00:28:07,060 Yeah, you gotta take my old ass. Go up these stairs. 500 00:28:07,144 --> 00:28:09,854 -So, do you go to many funerals? -No, this is my first. 501 00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:12,607 I want our wedding to be like this. 502 00:28:12,733 --> 00:28:15,193 You could meet your man dreams on this one, huh? 503 00:28:15,277 --> 00:28:17,153 I have to go to a funeral And I have a crybaby here. 504 00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:18,738 Come on. 505 00:28:18,822 --> 00:28:21,240 This is a bit delicate. 506 00:28:21,325 --> 00:28:24,077 When they handed out brains, man, They left yours in the elevator, shit! 507 00:28:24,161 --> 00:28:25,203 You know what, this can wait? 508 00:28:25,287 --> 00:28:28,414 I think my uncle just arrived, and we are arriving a little late. 509 00:28:28,499 --> 00:28:30,249 -Of course. Alright. -Do something, man! 510 00:28:30,334 --> 00:28:31,626 Thank you so much. 511 00:28:32,294 --> 00:28:34,003 I also told you about breathing on my neck. Come on. 512 00:28:34,129 --> 00:28:36,381 Hey, I got it. Sit down. I understand. Are you OK? 513 00:28:36,465 --> 00:28:37,924 -I'm seeing double. -Just sit down. 514 00:28:38,008 --> 00:28:39,801 -Is that you, Derek? -Sit down. 515 00:28:39,927 --> 00:28:42,220 Hey, man, how are you? 516 00:28:42,304 --> 00:28:43,596 Hey, thank you very much, thank you very much. 517 00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,223 -I need something to drink. -Well, thanks again. Yes. 518 00:28:45,307 --> 00:28:46,557 -Come on, Norman. -Some Gatorade. 519 00:28:46,642 --> 00:28:49,310 -Get up. -I have to get my electrolytes out. 520 00:28:49,436 --> 00:28:52,688 Could you kindly take your seats? We would like to start service. 521 00:28:52,815 --> 00:28:54,899 -Careful now. -Well. 522 00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:58,820 Care now Care now I'm family 523 00:28:58,946 --> 00:29:02,031 Damn. You have old people here. 524 00:29:02,825 --> 00:29:05,118 -Hey. -Good legs there. 525 00:29:07,704 --> 00:29:09,247 Family and friends, 526 00:29:09,331 --> 00:29:14,001 we are gathered here to cry the step of a good man... 527 00:29:14,795 --> 00:29:17,338 I'm sorry. I'm sorry about that. 528 00:29:17,673 --> 00:29:19,090 ...Edward Barnes. 529 00:29:19,174 --> 00:29:21,551 Now, I would like to start... 530 00:29:21,677 --> 00:29:24,679 Elaine, I know you don't believe I am part of this family. 531 00:29:24,805 --> 00:29:26,597 Because you're not, so shut up. 532 00:29:26,682 --> 00:29:30,518 Yes, but when you despised me there, I had Uncle Russell with me in the car. 533 00:29:30,644 --> 00:29:35,022 You took my parking space. I had to push it up the hill on my own. 534 00:29:35,149 --> 00:29:36,858 We almost lost service. 535 00:29:36,984 --> 00:29:40,695 Norman, you put me in one more time, I'm going to kick your ass. 536 00:29:40,821 --> 00:29:43,030 Threats, threats. 537 00:29:45,576 --> 00:29:48,703 -What is happening? -She took my parking spot, Aaron. 538 00:29:48,829 --> 00:29:51,706 Parking lot? My father is dead. Act correctly. 539 00:29:53,876 --> 00:29:58,296 "Then Jonathan and David made a covenant, because he loved him as his own soul. 540 00:29:58,380 --> 00:30:00,923 "And Jonathan took off his tunic. that was about him, 541 00:30:01,049 --> 00:30:03,134 "And he gave it to David, and his garments, 542 00:30:03,218 --> 00:30:07,013 "Even to his sword, and to his bow, and his sash." 543 00:30:13,061 --> 00:30:18,733 And now we will hear a word of Edward's son Aaron, Ryan's older brother. 544 00:30:19,902 --> 00:30:24,030 Just for a couple of months. We were actually born the same year. 545 00:30:24,531 --> 00:30:26,699 It's not your fault, mom. 546 00:30:32,581 --> 00:30:35,166 -Last chance. -I understand. I understand. 547 00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:37,585 Dad is only going to die once. 548 00:30:39,922 --> 00:30:41,422 Good afternoon. 549 00:30:41,548 --> 00:30:43,132 Or I guess only in the afternoon, 550 00:30:43,258 --> 00:30:46,260 I mean, it couldn't be that good. 551 00:30:47,930 --> 00:30:51,432 My father was an exceptional man. 552 00:30:52,434 --> 00:30:55,770 And was born in 1938, 553 00:30:57,648 --> 00:30:59,649 An exceptional year. 554 00:30:59,775 --> 00:31:04,695 In 1938, the number one song. It was Shortnin' Bread. 555 00:31:05,781 --> 00:31:08,115 Some of you may remember it. 556 00:31:09,826 --> 00:31:13,663 Mommy's little love shortnin' 557 00:31:13,789 --> 00:31:17,792 Mommy's little love short bread 558 00:31:19,836 --> 00:31:25,675 Also in 1938, Time magazine. The man of the year was Adolf Hitler. 559 00:31:27,177 --> 00:31:30,012 I bet they wished They could have that one back. 560 00:31:30,138 --> 00:31:33,266 One thing my father loved to do It was watching the discovery channel. 561 00:31:33,350 --> 00:31:36,894 I guess you could call my mother A true "Shark Week" widow. 562 00:31:36,979 --> 00:31:41,566 Anything to do with sharks. or wild boar or dung beetle, 563 00:31:41,650 --> 00:31:43,651 -This always fascinated him. -Did you see that? 564 00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:45,152 -He really loved the golden girls. -Look what? 565 00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:46,696 Blanche, Dorothy, and Rose. 566 00:31:46,822 --> 00:31:48,406 -That coffin just moved. -He especially loved it 567 00:31:48,490 --> 00:31:51,367 -when the Golden Girls were syndicated... -No no no. 568 00:31:51,493 --> 00:31:53,494 -Elaine. -...it was on at least three times a day. 569 00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:55,830 And sometimes I would say, "Dad, do you want to go out?" And he would go... 570 00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:57,665 He is alive. There's something alive in there. 571 00:31:57,749 --> 00:32:00,209 -No, there isn't... -You must say, someone is moving... 572 00:32:00,335 --> 00:32:01,752 The coffin is moving. I'm sorry. 573 00:32:01,837 --> 00:32:03,754 -There's someone in there. -No, Oscar, sit down. Please. 574 00:32:03,839 --> 00:32:05,423 It's moving. I just saw him move. 575 00:32:05,507 --> 00:32:07,341 -Someone is alive there, trying to get out. -Do I need help? 576 00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:08,467 -No, can't you see it? -I'm fine. 577 00:32:08,552 --> 00:32:10,553 What the hell is wrong with you? The coffin is moving. 578 00:32:10,679 --> 00:32:12,013 Oscar, sit down. 579 00:32:12,097 --> 00:32:14,098 -No, I just need to show you, he's alive. -Elaine, do something. 580 00:32:14,182 --> 00:32:16,058 No, no, I'll show you. I'm going to show you No no. 581 00:32:16,184 --> 00:32:18,728 - Get away from there. -Oscar! 582 00:32:20,022 --> 00:32:22,231 -Oh my God. Ryan! No! No! -Do something! 583 00:32:22,357 --> 00:32:23,691 Hey! Hey! 584 00:32:34,369 --> 00:32:35,536 The body! 585 00:32:36,121 --> 00:32:39,206 -Cynthia! Cynthia! -Mother. 586 00:32:39,583 --> 00:32:41,709 No, I'm going to help, I have to help him. 587 00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:44,170 -No no! -Wait a minute! Wait! 588 00:32:44,254 --> 00:32:45,921 He's going to die! 589 00:32:47,924 --> 00:32:50,968 Aaron, you are the oldest. Go see what the hell is going on. 590 00:32:51,053 --> 00:32:52,094 Well I will do it. 591 00:32:52,387 --> 00:32:53,554 Hey! 592 00:32:54,264 --> 00:32:55,473 Jeff 593 00:32:55,557 --> 00:32:57,016 I'm not entirely comfortable with this. 594 00:32:57,100 --> 00:32:58,768 Come on! 595 00:32:58,894 --> 00:33:00,394 I'm too old for this shit. 596 00:33:00,937 --> 00:33:04,649 -When is this funeral going to happen? -It'll happen later, darling. 597 00:33:04,733 --> 00:33:07,735 -Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! -I just... 598 00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:09,278 -Oh my God. -Hey! 599 00:33:09,404 --> 00:33:11,405 -What the hell was that? -Aaron. 600 00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:13,616 -No no. -Aaron, I'm so sorry. 601 00:33:13,742 --> 00:33:15,826 -You have to understand that this is... -Do you feel it? Do you feel it? 602 00:33:15,911 --> 00:33:19,288 My father is lying on the ground. Like fucking Screamin' Jay Hawkins, 603 00:33:19,414 --> 00:33:21,415 -But it's okay, because you feel it! -I'm so... 604 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:23,000 -The coffin was moving. I... -Are you talking to me? 605 00:33:23,085 --> 00:33:24,460 -Talking to me? -Oscar. Oscar, honey, shut up. 606 00:33:24,586 --> 00:33:25,711 -Are you talking to me? -Please, for a second. 607 00:33:25,796 --> 00:33:29,048 No, he's not talking to you. Listen to me, Aaron. Go back inside. 608 00:33:29,132 --> 00:33:30,675 Aaron, no. I'll explain it to you later. 609 00:33:30,759 --> 00:33:33,260 Yes, yes, you can make it up to me. at my father's next funeral! 610 00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:34,512 -Baby. -No no no no no. 611 00:33:34,596 --> 00:33:36,305 I'm not going to have sex with you right now! 612 00:33:36,431 --> 00:33:39,141 -I wasn't going to ask you that. -I'm sorry, what were you going to ask me? 613 00:33:39,267 --> 00:33:40,601 -Is everything all right? -No. 614 00:33:40,686 --> 00:33:41,769 -You just... -No. 615 00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:43,771 -Michelle, I'm sorry. -No, it's okay. 616 00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:46,023 -I'm going to kill him. I will kill him. -Alright. 617 00:33:46,108 --> 00:33:47,942 Damn idiot! 618 00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:50,861 -Dad dad! Leave him alone, please, please! -Leave it? 619 00:33:50,946 --> 00:33:53,781 I can't believe you brought this maniac. I never want to see him again. 620 00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:56,659 This is not what Oscar normally likes, you know it. 621 00:33:56,785 --> 00:33:58,411 He just took some medication and is... 622 00:33:58,495 --> 00:34:00,204 -Medication? -I gave him a valium 623 00:34:00,288 --> 00:34:03,582 -and he is having a very bad reaction. -Worth? That's not high Valium. 624 00:34:03,667 --> 00:34:07,128 Your mother was on Valium for 40 years. and she never knocked down a coffin. 625 00:34:07,212 --> 00:34:09,255 -Dad, stop. -This is not over. 626 00:34:09,339 --> 00:34:12,466 You're going to pay for that, I promise! 627 00:34:15,303 --> 00:34:17,638 -Thank you, Jeff. -No problem, cousin. 628 00:34:19,141 --> 00:34:21,809 People, let me extend my apologies. 629 00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:24,729 But now everything is being put back in its proper place, 630 00:34:24,813 --> 00:34:26,856 So please enjoy the refreshments. 631 00:34:26,982 --> 00:34:29,275 The catfish nuggets are to die for. 632 00:34:29,359 --> 00:34:30,818 we will let you know when we are ready to continue 633 00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:33,904 Let's burn it down and get it over with. 634 00:34:34,573 --> 00:34:37,408 -I'm going to smoke a cigarette. -All good. 635 00:34:38,577 --> 00:34:41,662 Hey. That must have been horrible for you. 636 00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:46,083 Maybe we should go outside, get some air? 637 00:34:46,168 --> 00:34:49,670 Hey, Bigshot. I read your latest book there. 638 00:34:49,755 --> 00:34:52,298 -Black Hurt. -That's great. Thanks, Uncle Russ. 639 00:34:52,382 --> 00:34:55,885 I'm not going to pay you a compliment You're an arrogant bastard. 640 00:34:56,011 --> 00:34:59,847 What a load of shit. I wouldn't wipe my ass with that. 641 00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:05,603 -Hey, Aaron. Are you okay, man? -I'm holding on. 642 00:35:05,687 --> 00:35:07,062 Yes. That was hard work, 643 00:35:07,189 --> 00:35:09,565 the way your father His coffin fell like a dead fish. 644 00:35:09,691 --> 00:35:13,694 He was like... I was like, "Damn!" Man. 645 00:35:13,779 --> 00:35:15,321 Not now, Norman. 646 00:35:15,405 --> 00:35:16,947 -I have to go somewhere, okay? -You're right. I'm sorry. 647 00:35:17,032 --> 00:35:20,201 Hey, Aaron. But, you know, it's just fear. 648 00:35:20,702 --> 00:35:24,246 You never know when your room It's going to be ready. You never know. 649 00:35:24,372 --> 00:35:26,081 When your room is ready, your room is ready 650 00:35:26,208 --> 00:35:28,959 And I'm like scared because I have this rash on my wrist, 651 00:35:29,044 --> 00:35:31,378 and I don't know where does it come from and... 652 00:35:31,463 --> 00:35:32,505 I know it's not chlamydia. 653 00:35:32,589 --> 00:35:35,591 I know what it looks like, but this is Something different and it scares me. 654 00:35:35,675 --> 00:35:38,594 -I don't know, man. -Well, just show it to Uncle Duncan. 655 00:35:38,678 --> 00:35:40,221 He is a doctor. 656 00:35:40,305 --> 00:35:42,890 You know something, Uncle Duncan, you're right. 657 00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:45,851 Maybe we are standing still and the coffin is moving. 658 00:35:45,936 --> 00:35:47,228 -No, no, it's not... -Nothing... 659 00:35:47,312 --> 00:35:48,854 Listen to me, the coffin moved. 660 00:35:48,939 --> 00:35:50,439 -I saw him move. -No, Oscar, it wasn't... 661 00:35:50,524 --> 00:35:53,859 -God, Elaine, am I losing my mind? -No, you're not losing your mind, honey. 662 00:35:53,944 --> 00:35:58,155 -Why are my hands so big? -Oscar. Look at me. Attention. 663 00:35:58,240 --> 00:36:00,366 Elaine, I love this game. 664 00:36:00,450 --> 00:36:03,577 Ok good Because I have to tell you something. 665 00:36:03,662 --> 00:36:05,788 Well. What is that my love? 666 00:36:07,207 --> 00:36:10,501 Remember that valium What did I tell you before? 667 00:36:11,211 --> 00:36:12,419 Yes. 668 00:36:12,796 --> 00:36:17,132 Well, it turns out it wasn't really Valium. Not completely. 669 00:36:18,969 --> 00:36:22,096 -Did you just hear me? -Hello? Hello? 670 00:36:22,889 --> 00:36:24,849 -Am I going blind here? -Oh God. 671 00:36:24,933 --> 00:36:26,225 I promise. 672 00:36:26,309 --> 00:36:30,187 Hey, Uncle Duncan! Miss Cynthia, Michelle. 673 00:36:31,064 --> 00:36:33,148 I have this thing in my hand and it's been there for weeks, 674 00:36:33,233 --> 00:36:36,235 and I was wondering What you think it could be. 675 00:36:36,319 --> 00:36:37,695 I'm not... 676 00:36:38,405 --> 00:36:40,823 Look, you should probably see A dermatologist, Norman. 677 00:36:40,907 --> 00:36:43,075 -I'm going out to get some air. -Well. 678 00:36:43,159 --> 00:36:46,787 I mean... Why? I don't have Sickle cell anemia or nothing, right? 679 00:36:46,872 --> 00:36:49,498 No, it looks like a pigment mutation. 680 00:36:49,583 --> 00:36:50,875 A pigment mutation? 681 00:36:50,959 --> 00:36:52,668 You mean like the Incredible Hulk? or something? 682 00:36:52,752 --> 00:36:54,169 I can't be turning green out there. 683 00:36:54,254 --> 00:36:57,339 I'm a black man, I'm sensitive, I would turn green about every little thing. 684 00:36:57,424 --> 00:36:58,549 I can see it now. 685 00:36:58,633 --> 00:37:02,344 Me receiving child support mail, "That's not Hulk baby. 686 00:37:02,429 --> 00:37:04,513 "Hulk takes blood tests on Maury Povich". 687 00:37:04,598 --> 00:37:09,268 You're probably allergic to something. Maybe seafood or nuts. 688 00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:14,231 -Walnuts? Well, what nut mutates? -I don't know. Now excuse me. 689 00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:16,984 Did someone give me hypoallergenic drugs? 690 00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:19,904 -It is a form of hallucinogen. -Hagucilenic. 691 00:37:19,988 --> 00:37:22,406 -Elaine, Elaine, did you tell him? -I just did it. 692 00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:24,074 -How do you feel, big boy? -They have drugged me. 693 00:37:24,159 --> 00:37:25,284 Yes, no, no, yes. 694 00:37:25,368 --> 00:37:27,995 -Yes, yes, a little. Hey! Listen... -They have drugged me. 695 00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:30,414 -Silly! -Wait, Oscar! 696 00:37:30,498 --> 00:37:32,958 -He let him go! Oh my god. -How long does it last? 697 00:37:33,043 --> 00:37:34,335 Elaine, you are incredibly strong right now. 698 00:37:34,419 --> 00:37:35,878 -I know, and I'm sorry. -How long does it last? 699 00:37:35,962 --> 00:37:38,756 -About eight hours? -Eight hours, damn it! 700 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:41,300 Baby what are you doing 701 00:37:41,384 --> 00:37:43,260 I'm going to be sick. 702 00:37:43,345 --> 00:37:46,931 -Jeffrey, this is all your fault. -This is your fault. You gave it to him. 703 00:37:47,015 --> 00:37:48,265 Shit. 704 00:37:49,768 --> 00:37:51,518 Baby, slow down. 705 00:37:53,146 --> 00:37:54,313 Hello, Elaine. What is happening? 706 00:37:54,397 --> 00:37:56,106 -What are you doing? you are following me -Not now, Derek! 707 00:37:56,191 --> 00:37:57,358 Hey! 708 00:37:57,442 --> 00:38:00,569 -I'm sorry. Are you OK? -Are you OK? 709 00:38:00,987 --> 00:38:03,030 -Oh shit. -Oscar! 710 00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:04,782 Sorry, everyone, you're going to be sick. 711 00:38:04,866 --> 00:38:06,617 Oscar, honey, slow down! 712 00:38:06,701 --> 00:38:08,786 -Oscar! Oscar! -Oscar! 713 00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:12,581 Oscar, no! Don't go in there! Oscar! Oscar, get out! 714 00:38:13,249 --> 00:38:16,168 Here, there's a bathroom here. Oh God. 715 00:38:18,046 --> 00:38:20,464 -Jeez! oscar -Go back. 716 00:38:20,715 --> 00:38:22,091 What are you doing? 717 00:38:22,175 --> 00:38:24,051 Come back or I'll blow your head off. 718 00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:25,260 - Raise your hands! -It's you... 719 00:38:25,345 --> 00:38:26,679 Hands up! 720 00:38:28,056 --> 00:38:29,598 Oscar baby 721 00:38:31,017 --> 00:38:33,769 -Are you kidding me? Open this door, baby. -Easy, great friend. 722 00:38:33,853 --> 00:38:34,937 -Honey. -Oh shit. 723 00:38:35,021 --> 00:38:36,230 You're locked up so please 724 00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:37,690 -close the door, okay? -Oh shit. 725 00:38:37,774 --> 00:38:41,527 Elaine I can't find the pill bottle. -You can just... 726 00:38:44,072 --> 00:38:45,489 Oh shit. 727 00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:50,744 -Oscar, open the door. -Songs last up to eight hours. 728 00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:52,997 -Open the door. -Perfect. 729 00:38:55,917 --> 00:39:00,713 -Oscar, open the door, darling. -Five minutes have already passed. 730 00:39:01,423 --> 00:39:03,465 -That's good. -Curse! 731 00:39:04,926 --> 00:39:08,679 Son of a bitch! Five minutes? Oh shit! 732 00:39:09,264 --> 00:39:12,975 -Shit, shit, shit, shit! -What is happening? 733 00:39:13,059 --> 00:39:14,643 -Oscar, open the door, please. -You know what, 734 00:39:14,728 --> 00:39:18,063 Why don't you go eat something? We are going to start very soon. Yes. 735 00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:23,318 Pain does strange things to people, isn't it? 736 00:39:23,611 --> 00:39:24,945 -Yeah. -If you remember, 737 00:39:25,030 --> 00:39:27,156 there is something I would like to talk to you about. 738 00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:30,826 -We could do this... -Is there somewhere private we can go? 739 00:39:30,910 --> 00:39:32,578 Cocksuckers! 740 00:39:35,498 --> 00:39:38,250 This is adorable. 741 00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:41,920 -So Edward. -I know. 742 00:39:46,176 --> 00:39:48,677 Are you writing a novel? 743 00:39:49,095 --> 00:39:51,430 Yes, that's mine. 744 00:39:52,474 --> 00:39:54,933 -I'm sorry. -Just like your brother. 745 00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:58,103 I was actually writing before my brother. 746 00:39:58,188 --> 00:40:03,400 I have a couple of pieces published on Jet. One about hypertension. 747 00:40:04,069 --> 00:40:05,319 That was a while ago, though, 748 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:07,696 and now I'm mainly working like a tax accountant. 749 00:40:07,781 --> 00:40:12,826 Well, then, you must be very proud of Ryan. Getting all his novels published. 750 00:40:12,911 --> 00:40:15,329 Yes. Pretty proud 751 00:40:16,664 --> 00:40:18,082 What did you want to talk about? 752 00:40:18,166 --> 00:40:20,834 Your father and I were very close. 753 00:40:21,336 --> 00:40:24,755 -That's good, that's good. - We spent a lot of time together. 754 00:40:24,839 --> 00:40:28,258 Okay, well, you know, Dad was a funny guy. 755 00:40:28,718 --> 00:40:33,597 I have some photos I want to show you. Few snapshots of us. 756 00:40:35,809 --> 00:40:39,311 That's me and your dad in Venice Beach, Muscle Beach. 757 00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:45,025 And here we are in West Hollywood, at the halloween parade. 758 00:40:45,110 --> 00:40:48,946 I don't know if you've ever been But what a spectacle that is. 759 00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:55,536 oscar 760 00:40:58,164 --> 00:40:59,414 How did you get in here? 761 00:40:59,499 --> 00:41:02,751 And here we are at the premiere. by Dreamgirls. 762 00:41:03,586 --> 00:41:07,506 I was dressed like Deena And your father just had to be Effie. 763 00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:14,555 So how did you meet my father? 764 00:41:31,197 --> 00:41:33,407 No no. 765 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:38,412 Do you think you can get in here? and just slander my dad's name 766 00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:41,874 showing me a couple of photos Of you who are going to see Dreamgirls? 767 00:41:41,958 --> 00:41:44,376 And? I have seen Dreamgirls two, three times 768 00:41:44,460 --> 00:41:45,878 It doesn't mean he's gay. 769 00:41:45,962 --> 00:41:50,257 Steppin' to the bad side It's going to be a bad ride 770 00:41:50,341 --> 00:41:52,384 -What does it prove? -I'm sorry. 771 00:41:52,468 --> 00:41:57,181 I suppose he would have told you himself. But I wasn't sure how you would react. 772 00:41:57,265 --> 00:41:58,682 Does my mother know? 773 00:41:58,766 --> 00:42:01,476 No. And there's no reason she should. 774 00:42:01,561 --> 00:42:04,479 As long as I get what I'm owed. 775 00:42:04,564 --> 00:42:08,483 Excuse me? What is owed to you? 776 00:42:08,568 --> 00:42:10,652 Well, I deserve something. 777 00:42:10,737 --> 00:42:14,364 Your father and I were lovers And he left me absolutely nothing in his will. 778 00:42:14,449 --> 00:42:16,200 How do you think that makes me feel? 779 00:42:16,284 --> 00:42:18,952 I don't know and I don't care. 780 00:42:19,037 --> 00:42:22,372 I'll tell you how it makes me feel. Cheap. 781 00:42:24,334 --> 00:42:27,377 -Like some cheap piece of ass. -What do you want? 782 00:42:27,462 --> 00:42:31,006 What I want is a lot, But I'm not asking you for what I want. 783 00:42:31,090 --> 00:42:34,801 -I deserve $30,000. - $30,000? 784 00:42:34,886 --> 00:42:38,764 Are you smoking meth? I'm not giving you $30,000. 785 00:42:39,224 --> 00:42:41,099 I'm trying to buy a house! I'm trying to have a child! 786 00:42:41,184 --> 00:42:42,601 I can't give you $30,000! 787 00:42:42,685 --> 00:42:46,188 Now listen, your father made me A promise to take care of me. 788 00:42:46,272 --> 00:42:50,192 I made certain sacrifices to keep him happy. 789 00:42:50,610 --> 00:42:53,904 Now I don't want But I will show these photos to your mother. 790 00:42:53,988 --> 00:42:56,657 Do you really want me to do that? 791 00:42:57,784 --> 00:42:58,909 Shit! 792 00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:06,917 Wait here. 793 00:43:10,213 --> 00:43:11,546 Well. 794 00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:16,969 Oh, Aaron. I was telling George how 795 00:43:17,053 --> 00:43:18,470 when we were children together, 796 00:43:18,554 --> 00:43:21,974 your father used to make us Everything is well submerged. 797 00:43:22,850 --> 00:43:25,352 -Isn't it funny? -Funny. 798 00:43:27,397 --> 00:43:30,774 -Well, maybe your husband knows. -Wait! Wait! Aaron! Aaron! 799 00:43:32,151 --> 00:43:33,777 Have you ever today? 800 00:43:33,861 --> 00:43:35,696 Anything I can do to help? 801 00:43:35,780 --> 00:43:38,031 No, I'm fine, thank you. 802 00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:43,453 Oscar, please. 803 00:43:43,538 --> 00:43:45,789 Say, Elaine, what are you doing? after the funeral 804 00:43:45,873 --> 00:43:48,542 I have tickets to Usher, front row, Staples Center. 805 00:43:48,668 --> 00:43:49,793 You don't have Usher tickets. 806 00:43:49,877 --> 00:43:51,128 Well, no, not yet. But I can get them like this. 807 00:43:51,212 --> 00:43:54,047 Did you know? Derek, please go. 808 00:43:54,966 --> 00:43:56,883 You don't deserve it! 809 00:43:58,219 --> 00:43:59,678 He doesn't do it 810 00:44:00,346 --> 00:44:02,139 I'm going to find Norman. 811 00:44:02,223 --> 00:44:03,890 So you've never been to New York? 812 00:44:03,975 --> 00:44:06,393 I've been with my parents once. 813 00:44:06,477 --> 00:44:10,731 Now, that's not seeing New York. You have to come visit. Just hanging out 814 00:44:10,815 --> 00:44:13,984 -When is your birthday? - I turned 18 last week. 815 00:44:17,739 --> 00:44:20,907 Yeah. Well, that's my favorite number, girl. 816 00:44:22,035 --> 00:44:24,328 You know what I want get on a bus 817 00:44:24,412 --> 00:44:28,248 And come visit me in New York this year. Can you do that? 818 00:44:28,333 --> 00:44:29,583 For me? 819 00:44:31,085 --> 00:44:33,337 All good. Yes. 820 00:44:33,421 --> 00:44:37,424 Yes, that's what I'm talking about. And I have all kinds of snacks for you. 821 00:44:37,592 --> 00:44:39,509 -Really? -Do you like sugar daddies? 822 00:44:39,594 --> 00:44:41,345 -Ryan, Ryan, I need to talk to you. -Gummy bears... 823 00:44:41,429 --> 00:44:43,013 -Ryan, I need to talk... -Aaron, not now. 824 00:44:43,097 --> 00:44:46,433 -I really need to talk to you. -Aaron, give me five minutes, okay? 825 00:44:46,559 --> 00:44:48,268 Bro, I'm grieving here. 826 00:44:48,353 --> 00:44:51,021 Martina, could you excuse us? We really need to talk about something. 827 00:44:51,105 --> 00:44:54,107 Hey, SpongeBob is on. Okay, talk to you later. 828 00:44:54,233 --> 00:44:56,026 What are you doing? 829 00:44:57,195 --> 00:45:00,781 Remember the boy who came a little earlier, that we didn't recognize? 830 00:45:00,907 --> 00:45:04,618 -Friend in the leather jacket. -Yes, well, 831 00:45:04,702 --> 00:45:08,455 He came by the studio, and showed me. Some photos of him and dad. 832 00:45:08,581 --> 00:45:10,040 So? So, he showed you some photos, 833 00:45:10,124 --> 00:45:14,628 -What's wrong with that? -Pictures of him and dad together. 834 00:45:15,088 --> 00:45:19,716 -So are we playing 20 questions now or what? -He was dad's lover. 835 00:45:19,801 --> 00:45:24,221 -No man. No no no no. -Yes, yes, yes, the boy's name is Frank. 836 00:45:24,305 --> 00:45:27,933 He showed me some photos of him and dad doing things. 837 00:45:29,227 --> 00:45:31,895 Are you telling me that our father was in the downlow? 838 00:45:31,979 --> 00:45:34,648 -Very low. -Hell no. 839 00:45:34,774 --> 00:45:37,484 I don't believe that. My father is not gay. 840 00:45:37,610 --> 00:45:40,570 In fact, he is so righteous, he makes me look gay 841 00:45:40,655 --> 00:45:42,656 And I'm not fucking gay. 842 00:45:44,826 --> 00:45:45,992 Daddy! 843 00:45:47,662 --> 00:45:49,579 I don't know he did yoga. 844 00:45:49,664 --> 00:45:51,915 Look. He got the wheelbarrow. 845 00:45:51,999 --> 00:45:54,418 -Thank you. -I just don't understand. 846 00:45:54,502 --> 00:45:57,754 I don't know what you see in that question. that she doesn't see in me 847 00:45:57,839 --> 00:46:00,715 -It seems serious, doesn't it? -Of course it is, it's my life. 848 00:46:00,842 --> 00:46:03,135 I've only been sleeping Like eight hours a night, man. 849 00:46:03,219 --> 00:46:05,220 -I'm at my wit's end. -That? 850 00:46:05,346 --> 00:46:06,638 -No friend. -Yeah? 851 00:46:06,722 --> 00:46:10,350 -I. Pigment mutation? -Right. 852 00:46:11,477 --> 00:46:16,440 Well, maybe it's vitiligo, That thing Michael Jackson had in his balls. 853 00:46:16,524 --> 00:46:19,276 I don't know what Michael Jackson had in his balls. 854 00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:20,610 -Well. you are asking me 855 00:46:20,695 --> 00:46:23,321 Like I was down there or something. 856 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:29,661 -Hey. Try this cake. It might have nuts in it. -So? 857 00:46:29,745 --> 00:46:32,247 Elaine's father said she might be allergic. to dried fruits. 858 00:46:32,373 --> 00:46:34,291 So, don't eat nuts. Put down the fork. don't eat it 859 00:46:34,375 --> 00:46:36,334 That's what I do when I'm stressed. I eat. 860 00:46:36,419 --> 00:46:38,462 You're not going to eat When your hand falls, dad. 861 00:46:38,546 --> 00:46:41,423 Just try the cake for me. Let's see if it has any nuts, please? 862 00:46:41,549 --> 00:46:44,885 Elaine is driving me crazy, and you're not helping 863 00:46:50,558 --> 00:46:55,562 Hey, bastard. stop eating food for a second. Make me a plate. 864 00:46:55,688 --> 00:46:58,482 I'm going to wash my hands and make yourself a dynamite plate. 865 00:46:58,566 --> 00:47:01,401 I know you like hot sauce in his collard greens. That's... 866 00:47:01,527 --> 00:47:03,236 Come here to dad. 867 00:47:05,531 --> 00:47:07,032 uncle russell 868 00:47:07,116 --> 00:47:10,952 Have you seen any pills, pill bottle with some Valium in it? 869 00:47:13,456 --> 00:47:16,917 -It's just a yes or... -God, don't scare me like that. 870 00:47:18,044 --> 00:47:20,921 The shit tastes like it has nuts in it. Shit. 871 00:47:21,422 --> 00:47:25,050 -I'm sure we will start again soon. -Dr. Barnes! Dr. Barnes! 872 00:47:25,134 --> 00:47:28,637 -Let's go in. -Soon. I just need a moment alone. 873 00:47:28,763 --> 00:47:30,180 Just a minute. 874 00:47:30,264 --> 00:47:33,225 -Dr. Barnes, just a quick one... -Forgive me. 875 00:47:37,230 --> 00:47:38,647 How are you, Miss Cynthia? 876 00:47:38,773 --> 00:47:40,273 -You look well. -Thank you. 877 00:47:40,399 --> 00:47:43,902 You hanging there? Your macaroni is superb. 878 00:47:43,986 --> 00:47:47,364 Six different cheeses. It looked good in that box. 879 00:47:47,448 --> 00:47:50,492 Rigor mortis fits well. You know, except for that left hand. 880 00:47:50,618 --> 00:47:53,578 Maybe you just want to throw in an oven mitt or something there Yes. 881 00:47:53,663 --> 00:47:57,207 The suit he wore is magnificent, you know. 882 00:47:57,291 --> 00:48:00,961 He looked like Colin Powell. He looked like a Republican. 883 00:48:02,463 --> 00:48:03,797 But did you check the shoes? 884 00:48:03,923 --> 00:48:08,218 Because sometimes they take the shoes. Right after his feet at the funeral home, right? 885 00:48:08,302 --> 00:48:12,138 -Especially if they are gators. -Norman. Just... 886 00:48:13,641 --> 00:48:15,392 -Forgive me. -I'm sorry, Miss Cynthia. 887 00:48:15,476 --> 00:48:16,977 Christ! 888 00:48:21,607 --> 00:48:23,275 Someone dropped their pills. 889 00:48:23,359 --> 00:48:26,570 If we don't get you the money right now, He will start showing mom the photos. 890 00:48:26,654 --> 00:48:30,031 -Let me think. All good? Let me think. -Think think. 891 00:48:30,157 --> 00:48:33,326 -You'll have to pay him, then. -Is that your big idea? 892 00:48:33,411 --> 00:48:35,120 Will I have to pay you? Where is your money 893 00:48:35,204 --> 00:48:38,999 Don't you have savings or a nest egg? A damn piggy bank? 894 00:48:39,166 --> 00:48:44,754 Aaron, I'm in debt up to my ass. I'm devastated, man. It's "Hammertime," okay? 895 00:48:44,839 --> 00:48:48,091 If I don't get some money soon, I'm going to have to do a fucking reality show. 896 00:48:48,175 --> 00:48:52,178 Okay, I have to pay for the funeral. The catering, and all this other shit. 897 00:48:52,263 --> 00:48:55,181 And now I have to pull $30,000 out of my ass? 898 00:48:55,266 --> 00:48:57,475 -You know, he's also your dad. -Yes, but you are the oldest. 899 00:48:57,560 --> 00:49:00,437 -At nine months, as you like to point out. -It doesn't matter. 900 00:49:00,521 --> 00:49:03,356 Besides, you've been living away from mom and dad long enough. 901 00:49:03,441 --> 00:49:06,568 You must have saved some money. That? You haven't paid rent in a long time. 902 00:49:06,694 --> 00:49:08,820 Hey, hey, I've been living with them, not outside of them 903 00:49:08,904 --> 00:49:10,614 And dad has been retired for five years. 904 00:49:10,698 --> 00:49:12,449 Who do you think has been paying? all these accounts? 905 00:49:12,533 --> 00:49:16,953 Well, if we both have money problems, What can we do? Fuck you! Shit... 906 00:49:17,288 --> 00:49:19,414 Fuck it, Aaron. fuck it 907 00:49:22,460 --> 00:49:24,711 Pay the man You only pay him. 908 00:49:36,474 --> 00:49:38,350 -Are you okay there, friend? -Hey, fuck no. 909 00:49:38,434 --> 00:49:41,811 My nephew is dead, and the little bastards. I ate all the potato salad. Shit. 910 00:49:41,896 --> 00:49:44,272 Listen, I think we're almost ready. to start that service again. 911 00:49:44,398 --> 00:49:46,858 Just five more minutes, please, please. Only five. Five. 912 00:49:46,942 --> 00:49:49,194 Hey, hey, baby, what's going on? Is everything all right? 913 00:49:49,278 --> 00:49:53,073 No, we won't be able to move As soon as we expected it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 914 00:49:53,157 --> 00:49:56,910 Wait. Listen to me. Hello? What are you talking about? 915 00:49:56,994 --> 00:49:59,037 You know I wouldn't have said it Unless he had a good reason. 916 00:49:59,121 --> 00:50:02,916 -Well, well, then what is the reason? -Aaron, we don't have time now. 917 00:50:03,084 --> 00:50:05,001 Aaron, listen, I'm trying to be understanding, 918 00:50:05,086 --> 00:50:07,754 But you have some explaining to do. And I'm serious! 919 00:50:07,838 --> 00:50:10,173 Just a little more time, okay? 920 00:50:16,764 --> 00:50:20,392 Hey hey hey hey, that's not supposed to be read yet. 921 00:50:20,476 --> 00:50:24,229 -Well, it was on the coffee table. -And what is that supposed to mean? 922 00:50:24,313 --> 00:50:27,357 Well, when someone leaves something. on a coffee table, 923 00:50:27,441 --> 00:50:30,276 It is assumed that it is for everyone. That's pretty standard. 924 00:50:30,361 --> 00:50:32,654 Those are the rules of the coffee table. 925 00:50:33,781 --> 00:50:36,783 -Can we get to the point here? -Good for me. 926 00:50:38,786 --> 00:50:42,080 So I write the check, you give us the photos, 927 00:50:42,164 --> 00:50:44,082 and you stay away from our mother. 928 00:50:44,166 --> 00:50:46,209 -Is that the deal? -Agreement. 929 00:50:46,961 --> 00:50:48,128 Well. 930 00:50:50,131 --> 00:50:52,465 -What is your last name? -Lovett. 931 00:50:53,384 --> 00:50:54,884 With two "Ts". 932 00:50:56,053 --> 00:50:58,555 -Lovett. -Is this your first? 933 00:50:58,639 --> 00:51:01,516 -That? -The novel. It's a first draft. 934 00:51:01,976 --> 00:51:05,603 -Yeah. Yes, yes, then? -No, nothing. 935 00:51:08,649 --> 00:51:11,192 I tried to write once. It didn't work for me either. 936 00:51:11,277 --> 00:51:15,071 I think it's like a gift. Either you have it or you don't. 937 00:51:15,823 --> 00:51:17,073 It must be difficult for you, though. 938 00:51:17,158 --> 00:51:19,993 I mean your brother Being a best-selling author and everything. 939 00:51:20,077 --> 00:51:25,248 Your father and I read Rhonda's little box Cover to cover together. 940 00:51:25,332 --> 00:51:28,585 We loved it. I was so proud of you. 941 00:51:28,669 --> 00:51:31,713 Well, thank you. I guess. 942 00:51:32,256 --> 00:51:37,051 -That is. I can't do it -Who, whoa, whoa, Aaron. Aaron, no, no. 943 00:51:37,136 --> 00:51:38,261 What are you doing? 944 00:51:38,345 --> 00:51:42,640 There's no way in the world I'm giving this guy my hard earned money No. 945 00:51:42,725 --> 00:51:44,184 Hey, don't be stupid, okay? 946 00:51:44,268 --> 00:51:46,394 Now I return you As soon as my breakthrough arrives. 947 00:51:46,479 --> 00:51:49,731 He chooses today, The day of our father's funeral. 948 00:51:49,815 --> 00:51:53,318 And then on top of that, Does it insult my book? No! No! 949 00:51:53,402 --> 00:51:56,488 -But he has photos. -And? I don't give a damn what he has. 950 00:51:56,572 --> 00:52:00,283 He can show them to the world. He can put them on Facebook for all I care. 951 00:52:00,367 --> 00:52:02,410 Who the hell does he think he is? 952 00:52:02,495 --> 00:52:05,246 Fine. But this is in your head. 953 00:52:05,331 --> 00:52:08,708 Whoa Whoa. Wait. Wait now, wait. 954 00:52:08,793 --> 00:52:10,168 Okay, you need to back off. 955 00:52:10,252 --> 00:52:13,338 -No no no. Let's discuss this for a minute. -There is nothing to discuss. 956 00:52:13,422 --> 00:52:16,758 -No, no... -I told you to back off, friend! 957 00:52:16,842 --> 00:52:19,135 Are you bringing a gat to a funeral? 958 00:52:19,220 --> 00:52:22,096 Now, no one has to cover up. Nobody... 959 00:52:24,975 --> 00:52:27,060 -Take his gun! Get his weapon! -He doesn't have a damn gun. 960 00:52:27,144 --> 00:52:30,188 -Do you have any rope? Any duct tape? -Hey, what do I look like, a serial killer? 961 00:52:30,272 --> 00:52:33,233 I don't just keep rope and duct tape. in my pocket. 962 00:52:33,317 --> 00:52:37,612 -I can't see anything. you have to go -Help! Aid! 963 00:52:37,696 --> 00:52:39,781 -Hey, wear your tie! -My tie, my tie? 964 00:52:39,865 --> 00:52:42,075 -What the hell am I going to do with my tie? - Put it in your mouth. 965 00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:47,080 Okay, first key... First key of war. It is cutting off communication. 966 00:52:47,164 --> 00:52:50,792 Okay, now, take that curtain. Hurry up. Grab the curtain thing. 967 00:52:52,545 --> 00:52:55,380 Tie your legs. Come on, Aaron, damn it! 968 00:52:55,464 --> 00:53:00,093 -Feel like you're at a fucking rodeo! -Yes, yes. Okay, now take his hands. Shit. 969 00:53:00,177 --> 00:53:02,887 Damn Strong, isn't he? Damn, do I have to do everything? 970 00:53:03,013 --> 00:53:05,056 Everything but a fucking check! 971 00:53:05,182 --> 00:53:07,809 Do you know what was in that cake? What is happening? Who is that guy? 972 00:53:07,893 --> 00:53:10,520 Norman, come in and close the damn door. Come on, Aaron, tie her up. 973 00:53:10,604 --> 00:53:12,355 -What is happening? -He's having an attack. 974 00:53:12,439 --> 00:53:13,690 -Damn! -Yes, yes. 975 00:53:13,774 --> 00:53:15,650 Did you know? I just found some Valium outside. 976 00:53:15,734 --> 00:53:18,152 -Do you think this will calm him down? -Well. Yes, yes, give him something. 977 00:53:18,237 --> 00:53:19,320 -Well. All good. -Come on. 978 00:53:19,405 --> 00:53:20,947 Put this jacket under his head. 979 00:53:21,031 --> 00:53:22,991 so it doesn't bite in your language 980 00:53:23,075 --> 00:53:24,993 I learned that procedure at Boys and Girls High School. 981 00:53:25,077 --> 00:53:27,954 -Come on. -Here, friend, this will make you feel calm. 982 00:53:28,038 --> 00:53:29,789 - Open, open. -There you go. 983 00:53:29,874 --> 00:53:33,751 -Right there. Yes yes baby - Open, open. 984 00:53:33,836 --> 00:53:36,087 -Yeah. -Look at that. You'll be fine, my friend. 985 00:53:36,171 --> 00:53:38,590 -Did you see a little... -Come, come in, Jeff, come in. 986 00:53:38,674 --> 00:53:40,800 Norman, I told you to close the damn door. 987 00:53:40,885 --> 00:53:42,886 You said, "Shut the damn door," Ryan! 988 00:53:42,970 --> 00:53:45,555 -What is... What is happening? -He's having an attack. 989 00:53:45,639 --> 00:53:49,475 -Yeah. So why is everything tied up? -We don't want him to swallow his tongue. 990 00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:51,811 No. That is part of the medical procedure. 991 00:53:58,903 --> 00:54:00,236 Oh God. 992 00:54:30,476 --> 00:54:32,143 Is he blackmailing you? About what? 993 00:54:32,227 --> 00:54:35,396 If I could tell you, It wouldn't be blackmail, would it? 994 00:54:35,522 --> 00:54:39,943 Hey, look, just trust us. He's the bad boy. Well? We will explain it to you later. 995 00:54:40,027 --> 00:54:41,402 Yeah, well, what are we going to do with it? 996 00:54:41,487 --> 00:54:44,197 Yeah, what are we going to do, Ryan? Now that you've jumped his ass? 997 00:54:44,281 --> 00:54:47,241 -Don't know. Well? You think, people. -You are the great writer. 998 00:54:47,326 --> 00:54:49,744 Why don't you write something where we all live happily ever after? 999 00:54:49,828 --> 00:54:53,498 -How long will Valium last? -Worth? What... what valium? 1000 00:54:53,582 --> 00:54:55,458 I found a bottle of Valium, 1001 00:54:55,542 --> 00:54:59,128 so we gave him a few, thinking it would calm him down. 1002 00:55:00,172 --> 00:55:02,882 Did you give him some of these? Oh shit. 1003 00:55:02,967 --> 00:55:04,550 -That? -That? 1004 00:55:04,635 --> 00:55:05,843 See... 1005 00:55:07,554 --> 00:55:10,348 I just gave him a few valium. 1006 00:55:10,432 --> 00:55:13,017 I found them on the ground outside. 1007 00:55:15,980 --> 00:55:17,730 Okay, look, here's the story. 1008 00:55:17,815 --> 00:55:21,776 All good. everyone calling These little guys here Valium, 1009 00:55:21,860 --> 00:55:24,070 -They are wrong, because it is not Valium. -Yes and? 1010 00:55:24,154 --> 00:55:27,865 It's more like acid mixed with acid, what is acid 1011 00:55:29,076 --> 00:55:32,412 And Oscar took one earlier by mistake, That's why he's been acting all crazy. 1012 00:55:32,496 --> 00:55:33,579 Jeff, what are you doing with that stuff? 1013 00:55:33,664 --> 00:55:36,416 I just made a simple batch for a friend. 1014 00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:39,585 -What friend, Amy Winehouse? -Wait. Wait a minute. 1015 00:55:39,670 --> 00:55:41,587 You're telling us that Elaine's boyfriend, 1016 00:55:41,672 --> 00:55:43,673 older boy who knocked down our father's coffin, 1017 00:55:43,757 --> 00:55:45,842 -Did you only have one of those things? -Yeah. One. 1018 00:55:45,926 --> 00:55:47,343 -Oh, shit. -Shit is right. 1019 00:55:47,428 --> 00:55:50,096 -And you gave him how many? -At four or five. 1020 00:55:50,180 --> 00:55:53,599 Four or five? Jesus, Norman! That poor bastard. 1021 00:55:53,684 --> 00:55:56,352 -I thought they were Valium. -Look, at ten, I need you at two. 1022 00:55:56,437 --> 00:55:57,603 Jeff, I thought they were Valium. 1023 00:55:57,730 --> 00:55:58,855 -But five? -Yeah. 1024 00:55:58,939 --> 00:56:01,065 I mean, I wouldn't give it to someone. Five cough drops. 1025 00:56:01,191 --> 00:56:02,859 See, that's because the wave cap is so tight. 1026 00:56:02,943 --> 00:56:04,694 Good good, Maybe we should call an ambulance. 1027 00:56:04,778 --> 00:56:07,280 If anyone finds out That this guy has been force-fed acid, 1028 00:56:07,406 --> 00:56:10,616 We could all get arrested TMZ, here I come. 1029 00:56:10,743 --> 00:56:12,452 -Could I die? -Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 1030 00:56:12,578 --> 00:56:14,287 -That? -Could I die? 1031 00:56:14,413 --> 00:56:16,789 No! Crazy. Maybe. 1032 00:56:17,624 --> 00:56:19,792 A bit. Likely. Depends. 1033 00:56:19,918 --> 00:56:22,795 Aaron? Ryan, honey? Are you there, baby? 1034 00:56:22,963 --> 00:56:24,797 We have to start things. 1035 00:56:24,923 --> 00:56:27,884 Ma, let's go out. 1036 00:56:27,968 --> 00:56:30,470 Okay, look, look, look. We have to go out, okay? 1037 00:56:30,637 --> 00:56:32,722 We have to buy some time until we solve this 1038 00:56:32,806 --> 00:56:34,223 You two stay here and watch him. 1039 00:56:34,308 --> 00:56:35,725 What do you mean, stay here and watch... 1040 00:56:35,809 --> 00:56:37,810 Norman, just make sure He doesn't run away, okay? 1041 00:56:37,936 --> 00:56:39,228 Just close the door behind us. 1042 00:56:39,313 --> 00:56:42,565 This is your fault. You and your chemistry set, man. 1043 00:56:42,649 --> 00:56:44,650 -Since the ninth grade... -Shut up, Norman. 1044 00:56:46,653 --> 00:56:49,238 Hello mom. How's it going? 1045 00:56:49,323 --> 00:56:52,492 Reverend Davis wants to talk to you two 1046 00:56:53,118 --> 00:56:56,245 -Aaron, where's your tie? -I'm looking for it. 1047 00:56:59,500 --> 00:57:03,503 Now, look, I've been patient, But I'm done with patience. 1048 00:57:03,587 --> 00:57:05,671 If we don't resume this funeral very soon, 1049 00:57:05,798 --> 00:57:08,466 we're going to have to have a little conversation about my compensation. 1050 00:57:08,592 --> 00:57:11,177 Of course. Could you give me five more minutes? 1051 00:57:12,930 --> 00:57:14,680 Why are you making me go through this again? 1052 00:57:14,807 --> 00:57:16,516 - Just listen to me, okay? -Listen... 1053 00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:18,351 The only reason you won't go out with me. 1054 00:57:18,435 --> 00:57:21,187 -It's because your dad likes me. -No! is ... 1055 00:57:22,606 --> 00:57:25,691 -Can you... Can I get help please? -Well sir, your skin is so soft... 1056 00:57:25,776 --> 00:57:27,777 -Can you stop that? -Well. 1057 00:57:27,861 --> 00:57:31,614 The real reason I don't want to go out. with you it's because before it was a mistake. 1058 00:57:31,698 --> 00:57:34,784 We had a couple of intense months, 1059 00:57:34,868 --> 00:57:40,289 -but then I realized that just... -It's not fair, it's not true. We had a lot of fun. Us... 1060 00:57:42,292 --> 00:57:45,545 -I bought you a watch, right? -Here. 1061 00:57:45,671 --> 00:57:47,380 -Because? -Take it. 1062 00:57:47,506 --> 00:57:50,049 What about our first night together? After Norman's party? 1063 00:57:50,175 --> 00:57:52,802 -That was incredible. Transcendent. -I was so drunk. 1064 00:57:52,886 --> 00:57:55,138 You could have been an ass for all I knew. 1065 00:57:55,222 --> 00:57:58,891 -Thank you. -It's not a compliment, Derek! You know... 1066 00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:02,395 Go away. Go away. 1067 00:58:02,479 --> 00:58:06,566 You still think about me, don't you? don't say anything 1068 00:58:10,195 --> 00:58:11,737 What's wrong with him? 1069 00:58:11,864 --> 00:58:13,573 It's nice. 1070 00:58:26,044 --> 00:58:28,379 Still no potato salad. 1071 00:58:31,091 --> 00:58:33,050 -Hey, Uncle Russell. -Hey, hey. 1072 00:58:33,135 --> 00:58:35,636 No, you... That belongs to this lady. You don't want to eat that. 1073 00:58:35,762 --> 00:58:38,264 She doesn't need it. Now it's mine. 1074 00:58:40,309 --> 00:58:41,601 What's your problem, son? 1075 00:58:41,727 --> 00:58:43,895 They are the women Women are my problem, Uncle Russell. 1076 00:58:43,979 --> 00:58:46,522 There is no such thing as having a woman no problem. 1077 00:58:46,607 --> 00:58:47,899 -Right. -If you didn't have problems, 1078 00:58:47,983 --> 00:58:50,318 -They wouldn't let us touch them. -Right. 1079 00:58:50,444 --> 00:58:53,404 Yes. Let me tell you something about women. 1080 00:58:53,488 --> 00:58:55,823 Smarter than you think they are 1081 00:58:55,949 --> 00:58:59,243 but not so smart as they think they are. 1082 00:58:59,328 --> 00:59:00,912 sweet bitches 1083 00:59:02,122 --> 00:59:05,791 Yes. I don't understand She acts like I don't exist. 1084 00:59:05,918 --> 00:59:07,585 I can't believe she doesn't feel the way I do. 1085 00:59:07,669 --> 00:59:09,337 -He's playing hard to get it. -Right. 1086 00:59:09,463 --> 00:59:11,380 -He wants you to work a little for it. -Well. 1087 00:59:11,465 --> 00:59:14,383 A woman wants a man who can control her. 1088 00:59:14,468 --> 00:59:19,513 -Yes, do you think so? Is that what it is? -You walk towards her, and shake her. 1089 00:59:20,140 --> 00:59:21,557 - Shake her? -Yeah. 1090 00:59:21,642 --> 00:59:24,060 -Do you want me to shake it? -Not shaking her hasn't worked, has it? 1091 00:59:24,144 --> 00:59:27,939 -Yes, okay. -You shake her, and kiss her. 1092 00:59:28,357 --> 00:59:31,108 I just don't know if that will go so well. 1093 00:59:31,193 --> 00:59:32,944 -Man. -What's happening? 1094 00:59:33,028 --> 00:59:36,530 I have to shit. Man, right when I had my dad... 1095 00:59:36,657 --> 00:59:39,659 Hey, hey, hey, Norman! I have to take shit! 1096 00:59:40,285 --> 00:59:43,788 -Look at his eyes. That doesn't seem normal. -He looks like a zombie. 1097 00:59:43,872 --> 00:59:45,081 Hello? 1098 00:59:45,165 --> 00:59:46,832 -Hello? -Hello. 1099 00:59:46,959 --> 00:59:49,835 -I need the bathroom, open it! - Deal with him. 1100 00:59:49,962 --> 00:59:51,504 Open the door. 1101 00:59:52,506 --> 00:59:56,467 -Can't you use the one above? -I'm in a wheelchair, you damn idiot! 1102 00:59:56,551 --> 00:59:57,843 As supposed to go up the damn stairs? 1103 00:59:57,970 --> 00:59:59,053 -What are we going to do? -Don't know. 1104 00:59:59,179 --> 01:00:02,848 -Open the fucking door! -Let's put it behind the sofa. 1105 01:00:03,350 --> 01:00:06,560 Shit. Man, I need the toilet. Open. 1106 01:00:09,731 --> 01:00:11,023 Norman! 1107 01:00:12,859 --> 01:00:16,862 -Open the damn door! -Just a minute. I'm trying to find the key. 1108 01:00:16,989 --> 01:00:19,532 I need the bathroom, you fat bastard. 1109 01:00:21,743 --> 01:00:23,828 -I'm sorry, I'm sorry. -I'm crossing the room 1110 01:00:23,912 --> 01:00:25,788 To get the key, Uncle Russell. 1111 01:00:25,872 --> 01:00:29,041 So you could use the bathroom, Because I know you have to doo-doo. 1112 01:00:29,167 --> 01:00:31,752 Now open the fucking door! Shit! Curse. 1113 01:00:31,878 --> 01:00:34,213 What the hell is going on here? 1114 01:00:35,757 --> 01:00:37,049 uncle russell 1115 01:00:37,426 --> 01:00:40,136 Get your ass out here. Uncle Russell nothing, man. Shit. 1116 01:00:40,387 --> 01:00:42,263 Come on, Aaron, think. 1117 01:00:42,389 --> 01:00:44,140 -I'm thinking, I'm thinking. -Well, you know what? 1118 01:00:44,224 --> 01:00:47,143 -Stop thinking and do something. -Why do I have to do something? 1119 01:00:47,227 --> 01:00:49,770 -You are the one who tied him up. -Well, someone had to take care of mom. 1120 01:00:49,896 --> 01:00:52,106 I've been taking care of mom Since you got your book deal, 1121 01:00:52,232 --> 01:00:53,858 You're a pompous piece of shit. 1122 01:00:53,942 --> 01:00:55,276 You can't get over it, right? 1123 01:00:55,402 --> 01:00:59,447 You burn with jealousy, all because I left. and did you do what you always wanted to do? 1124 01:00:59,573 --> 01:01:01,490 I couldn't leave my family. 1125 01:01:01,575 --> 01:01:05,703 I have mom, I have dad, I have a wife. I have all kinds of responsibilities. 1126 01:01:05,787 --> 01:01:07,705 Don't leave responsibility aside. 1127 01:01:07,789 --> 01:01:11,042 You spent three years on a novel, and you won't let anyone read it. 1128 01:01:11,126 --> 01:01:13,044 What are you going to do? Wait until you're dead? 1129 01:01:13,128 --> 01:01:16,422 What you think you're going to be, The Tupac of the books? Makaveli? 1130 01:01:16,506 --> 01:01:20,301 At least I'm not a writing hack. A bunch of crap, Mr. Mama's Secret. 1131 01:01:20,427 --> 01:01:22,094 The secret is that it stinks. 1132 01:01:22,179 --> 01:01:25,222 Mr. Black Hurt, it hurts to read that shit. 1133 01:01:25,307 --> 01:01:30,269 Mr. No lnk. Mr. Blank Page. There is nothing there. There is nothing there. 1134 01:01:30,354 --> 01:01:31,854 At least my shit is published. 1135 01:01:31,938 --> 01:01:33,481 That's what it's about, just been published? 1136 01:01:33,607 --> 01:01:35,483 -Don't put your hand on me, Aaron. -I'm going to put my hand on you. 1137 01:01:35,609 --> 01:01:38,110 -Don't touch me, man. -I'll put my hand on top of you. 1138 01:01:38,195 --> 01:01:39,695 -Is that what you... -I'm a son of a bitch with hands. 1139 01:01:39,780 --> 01:01:41,364 What do you want to do, punch me? Hit me in the face? 1140 01:01:41,448 --> 01:01:44,533 No. Why would I do that? When could I do this? 1141 01:01:46,536 --> 01:01:49,705 -Here, look. How do you feel? -My ball. My ball. 1142 01:01:51,124 --> 01:01:52,792 I tell mom. 1143 01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:55,169 -I'm telling mom. -No no. 1144 01:01:55,295 --> 01:01:57,463 Don't tell mom! Don't tell mom! 1145 01:01:57,547 --> 01:01:59,256 -Aaron, you're wrong. -I have your black pain. 1146 01:01:59,341 --> 01:02:00,424 -I have your... -Aaron. 1147 01:02:00,509 --> 01:02:02,134 -Go! Not now! -What is happening? 1148 01:02:02,219 --> 01:02:04,095 -Get a brick or something. -Why are you acting like this? 1149 01:02:04,179 --> 01:02:06,972 -Take me away. Tell her. -Tell me what? 1150 01:02:07,557 --> 01:02:09,809 -That? -Come here. 1151 01:02:12,396 --> 01:02:15,314 Remember the guy in the leather jacket? 1152 01:02:15,857 --> 01:02:17,274 Of course, yes, your father's friend. 1153 01:02:17,359 --> 01:02:21,946 Okay, I don't know how to tell you this, but it seems like he and dad were... 1154 01:02:22,030 --> 01:02:24,115 We were being intimate. 1155 01:02:24,199 --> 01:02:27,201 -They were having sex, Michelle. -No. 1156 01:02:27,327 --> 01:02:31,455 -Yeah. -No. With the? You're sure? 1157 01:02:31,540 --> 01:02:33,582 -I mean, maybe he's here doing the... -We are safe. 1158 01:02:33,667 --> 01:02:35,876 And what makes things worse. 1159 01:02:36,002 --> 01:02:39,088 -now this guy wants $30,000 - $30,000? 1160 01:02:39,172 --> 01:02:42,007 Or else it will start showing images. of them doing things. 1161 01:02:42,092 --> 01:02:45,094 -Things? Like what kind of things? - Sexual things. 1162 01:02:48,515 --> 01:02:49,765 Oh my! 1163 01:02:51,852 --> 01:02:53,018 -Well. -Quickly! 1164 01:02:53,103 --> 01:02:55,187 -I have a damn torpedo coming down. -Wait a minute! 1165 01:02:55,272 --> 01:02:56,814 Take my pants. Get my... Drop my pants! 1166 01:02:56,898 --> 01:02:59,567 -You do that for yourself! -No. How can I? I'm incapable. 1167 01:02:59,651 --> 01:03:02,278 I'm damn disabled! My drawers, my drawers. 1168 01:03:02,362 --> 01:03:04,029 -Don't leave me here... -No, who calls them drawers? 1169 01:03:04,114 --> 01:03:08,200 My drawers! My drawers! Come on! I'm there. Come on. Shit. 1170 01:03:08,285 --> 01:03:09,827 Wait a minute. 1171 01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:12,997 -That's the snake in my mouth. -Wait a minute! Wait a minute! 1172 01:03:13,081 --> 01:03:16,250 -No! No! My hand is stuck! -How do you get your hand... 1173 01:03:16,334 --> 01:03:19,920 -I love these padded seats. -No! No, my hand is stuck! 1174 01:03:20,005 --> 01:03:22,131 No, Uncle Russell! Please! 1175 01:03:31,433 --> 01:03:34,143 Please come out Please come out, man. 1176 01:03:34,227 --> 01:03:38,022 How does something like this happen? Oh my... 1177 01:03:38,106 --> 01:03:39,732 Norman. Norman! 1178 01:03:41,234 --> 01:03:43,986 Jeff, please get me a towel. Please. 1179 01:03:45,489 --> 01:03:47,656 -That? -You missed a place. 1180 01:03:48,742 --> 01:03:54,371 No! No! No! Please God. No! 1181 01:03:59,419 --> 01:04:02,338 -Norman. Norman, calm down. Calm down. -No! No! 1182 01:04:02,422 --> 01:04:04,173 I think I have some of that in my mouth. 1183 01:04:05,217 --> 01:04:07,927 Norman! Calm down! 1184 01:04:08,011 --> 01:04:11,680 Would you rather be mouth shit or get trapped? Think. 1185 01:04:12,516 --> 01:04:14,225 You're right, you're right. I'm going to get together. 1186 01:04:14,309 --> 01:04:16,977 Everything is copasthetic. I will forget about the poop in my mouth. 1187 01:04:17,062 --> 01:04:22,191 -I'm going to hold my breath for a second. -It was never there, it was never there. 1188 01:04:23,235 --> 01:04:24,777 -Shit. -Oh no. 1189 01:04:26,029 --> 01:04:28,280 How... How... How the hell did he...? 1190 01:04:28,365 --> 01:04:31,033 -Check it out. -Hey hey hey. Hey friend? 1191 01:04:31,117 --> 01:04:33,118 Hey. Are you okay, man? 1192 01:04:34,704 --> 01:04:36,038 Oh shit. 1193 01:04:38,291 --> 01:04:40,793 -Hey friend. -Check it out 1194 01:04:40,877 --> 01:04:43,170 -Are you okay? -Wake up. Come on, wake up, little friend. 1195 01:04:43,255 --> 01:04:45,381 -What is your name? -Don't know. 1196 01:04:45,465 --> 01:04:47,174 -Larry, try Larry. -Larry? 1197 01:04:47,259 --> 01:04:49,051 Shake it off. 1198 01:04:49,135 --> 01:04:50,594 -Hey, hey, Larry? -Come on. 1199 01:04:50,679 --> 01:04:53,722 -Me, Larry? -Maybe it's not Larry. 1200 01:04:53,807 --> 01:04:56,517 Try another one. Bert, Ernie, I don't know, Big Bird, whatever. 1201 01:04:56,601 --> 01:04:57,685 I'm going to see if he's breathing, 1202 01:04:57,769 --> 01:04:59,395 because that's what people do when they are alive, right? 1203 01:04:59,479 --> 01:05:02,273 I'll check to make sure he breathing, because he has to be breathing 1204 01:05:02,357 --> 01:05:04,817 Lord Jesus, please let him breathe. He is not breathing 1205 01:05:04,901 --> 01:05:06,443 -Shit. -That? 1206 01:05:08,780 --> 01:05:10,281 He is dead. 1207 01:05:11,825 --> 01:05:15,452 We're just going to give this Boy half the money we saved. 1208 01:05:15,537 --> 01:05:17,288 -It's not that simple. -Well, why not? 1209 01:05:17,372 --> 01:05:18,455 Aaron refused to pay. 1210 01:05:18,540 --> 01:05:21,000 -Well, why couldn't you pay, Ryan? -That's not the point. 1211 01:05:21,084 --> 01:05:23,794 Also, the only reason. Aaron tore up the check 1212 01:05:23,878 --> 01:05:26,797 It's because the little man talked shit about his novel. 1213 01:05:26,881 --> 01:05:29,508 -Hey, hey, hey, hey, no. -Wait. That? 1214 01:05:30,594 --> 01:05:32,428 your novel 1215 01:05:32,512 --> 01:05:36,265 You won't let me read your novel, But you let that guy read your novel? 1216 01:05:36,349 --> 01:05:38,434 -I didn't leave it. -Really? 1217 01:05:38,518 --> 01:05:40,436 Seriously, Aaron? Really? 1218 01:05:44,316 --> 01:05:45,816 Thank you so much. 1219 01:05:46,693 --> 01:05:49,320 Let her go. She will get over it. 1220 01:05:50,030 --> 01:05:53,824 Hey. At least that white guy finally got what he deserved 1221 01:05:55,368 --> 01:05:56,827 Let me understand it. 1222 01:05:56,911 --> 01:06:01,874 Our father was having gay sex. With a boy that could fit in your pocket, 1223 01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:04,001 And are you crazy because he's white? 1224 01:06:04,085 --> 01:06:08,213 I don't give a shit because... Let me be. I am grieving. 1225 01:06:08,715 --> 01:06:09,882 Duel 1226 01:06:12,552 --> 01:06:14,428 Hello hello. 1227 01:06:15,889 --> 01:06:18,390 What the hell is he doing now? 1228 01:06:18,475 --> 01:06:22,144 Norman. Why are you smiling? Like Louis Armstrong? 1229 01:06:22,228 --> 01:06:26,023 Aaron, Ryan, Could you please come to the studio? 1230 01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:32,029 It smells like shit. 1231 01:06:33,073 --> 01:06:34,156 Excuse me. 1232 01:06:37,577 --> 01:06:40,579 That? Wait a minute, wait a minute. 1233 01:06:40,664 --> 01:06:43,207 Someone call an ambulance. Get a... Get an ambulance. 1234 01:06:43,291 --> 01:06:45,793 It's... It's... It doesn't make sense. 1235 01:06:46,127 --> 01:06:47,878 What do you mean it doesn't make sense? 1236 01:06:47,962 --> 01:06:49,963 I mean, look at him, Aaron. He is dead. 1237 01:06:50,048 --> 01:06:51,548 You mean, like dead dead? 1238 01:06:51,633 --> 01:06:53,884 -Is there any other type of death, Aaron? -What did you do to him? 1239 01:06:53,968 --> 01:06:55,844 -We didn't do anything. -Well, you must have done something. 1240 01:06:55,929 --> 01:06:57,304 When we left, he was alive, 1241 01:06:57,389 --> 01:07:00,224 and I was hoping to find it that way when I came back 1242 01:07:00,308 --> 01:07:04,061 He fought with the table. and the table won. 1243 01:07:04,145 --> 01:07:05,270 -This is really bad. -Yeah. 1244 01:07:05,355 --> 01:07:07,398 -Guys, what are we going to do? -About 25 to life. 1245 01:07:07,482 --> 01:07:09,441 I think I have another place to be right now. 1246 01:07:09,526 --> 01:07:11,819 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1247 01:07:11,903 --> 01:07:13,862 Ryan, I can't go to jail. I'm not a prison guy. 1248 01:07:13,947 --> 01:07:16,657 You know how quickly a rash spreads in prison? 1249 01:07:16,741 --> 01:07:19,451 Cut that shit. Nobody here knows who this guy is. 1250 01:07:19,536 --> 01:07:22,204 Nobody knows his name. They probably didn't even notice it. 1251 01:07:22,288 --> 01:07:24,748 Didn't you notice? He is four feet tall. 1252 01:07:24,833 --> 01:07:26,417 All we have to do is get rid of the body. 1253 01:07:26,501 --> 01:07:28,127 -It will be like he came and left. -What are you going to do? 1254 01:07:28,211 --> 01:07:29,420 Put it on Craigslist? 1255 01:07:29,504 --> 01:07:32,464 It takes me two months to get rid of a sofa! 1256 01:07:33,049 --> 01:07:34,216 Wait. 1257 01:07:35,593 --> 01:07:38,929 Has anyone seen the size? from Uncle Edward's coffin? 1258 01:07:41,766 --> 01:07:45,227 Do you want to bury him with our father? 1259 01:07:45,311 --> 01:07:48,230 I mean, why not? It's not like anyone notices. 1260 01:07:48,314 --> 01:07:49,565 -Come on. -Wait a minute. 1261 01:07:49,649 --> 01:07:52,484 You have to admit it makes sense, Aaron. I mean, think about it. 1262 01:07:52,610 --> 01:07:55,154 The coffin is here, the hole is in the ground. 1263 01:07:55,280 --> 01:07:58,073 I mean, unless you have a better suggestion, older brother 1264 01:07:58,158 --> 01:08:00,492 I say we bury the son of a bitch. 1265 01:08:00,618 --> 01:08:05,080 It's funny. It doesn't matter what you say or how many times you say it, 1266 01:08:05,165 --> 01:08:08,751 I remain convinced that we are going to end up together. 1267 01:08:10,003 --> 01:08:11,920 Well, we all make mistakes, right? 1268 01:08:12,005 --> 01:08:14,673 Elaine, I'm serious. You only live once. All good? 1269 01:08:14,758 --> 01:08:17,593 So you may as well do whatever That will make you happier. 1270 01:08:17,677 --> 01:08:21,430 Maybe I found something outside of myself. that really matters to me. 1271 01:08:21,514 --> 01:08:23,515 And maybe you should too, Derek. 1272 01:08:23,641 --> 01:08:26,935 And I'm not talking about my father. or your money. 1273 01:08:27,687 --> 01:08:31,690 Well, that's just... That's just cold. 1274 01:08:31,775 --> 01:08:35,360 -I care about you, Elaine. -Don't do it, Derek. You care about yourself 1275 01:08:35,487 --> 01:08:38,197 You care about me in relation to how it affected you 1276 01:08:38,281 --> 01:08:41,366 Not true, Elaine. I deserve you. Do. 1277 01:08:41,451 --> 01:08:42,785 -Get over yourself. -I'm serious. 1278 01:08:42,869 --> 01:08:45,454 What's up with this guy? What does he have that I don't? 1279 01:08:45,538 --> 01:08:47,289 Not success, right? Right? 1280 01:08:47,373 --> 01:08:49,374 Well, for one thing, he's loving. 1281 01:08:49,459 --> 01:08:50,626 -Come on. -You wouldn't cross a room 1282 01:08:50,710 --> 01:08:51,794 to help someone in need, 1283 01:08:51,878 --> 01:08:53,712 -And that's all Oscar does. -Come on. 1284 01:08:53,838 --> 01:08:56,465 He helps people. He is considered 1285 01:08:56,549 --> 01:08:58,717 -He is thoughtful. He is stable -Yes? 1286 01:08:58,802 --> 01:09:00,969 He is a lot of things that you will never be 1287 01:09:01,054 --> 01:09:02,721 - I like it naked on the roof. -That? 1288 01:09:02,847 --> 01:09:03,972 Child. 1289 01:09:05,391 --> 01:09:06,475 Oh my God! Oscar! 1290 01:09:06,559 --> 01:09:08,894 listen to me, I should have done this hours ago. 1291 01:09:09,020 --> 01:09:10,145 What are you doing? 1292 01:09:10,230 --> 01:09:13,190 -I don't know, but come here. -For! No! 1293 01:09:16,528 --> 01:09:19,905 Elaine Oh God. -Let me! 1294 01:09:20,031 --> 01:09:21,156 -Elaine! -Oh my God! 1295 01:09:21,241 --> 01:09:23,242 -Seriously. -Oscar! 1296 01:09:23,326 --> 01:09:26,161 Oscar, it's okay. What are you doing? 1297 01:09:26,246 --> 01:09:27,746 -I could have had something beautiful, Elaine... -Oscar! 1298 01:09:27,872 --> 01:09:31,166 ...but you had to ruin it. Not even bleeding. You hit like a girl. 1299 01:09:31,251 --> 01:09:33,168 Oscar! What are you doing? 1300 01:09:33,253 --> 01:09:34,586 -What am I doing? -What are you doing? 1301 01:09:34,712 --> 01:09:35,838 -I saw you kissing him. -No! 1302 01:09:35,922 --> 01:09:37,089 -No, I wasn't kissing him! -Yes, I just saw it. 1303 01:09:37,215 --> 01:09:38,924 -You just kissed him! -No, I didn't kiss him, 1304 01:09:39,008 --> 01:09:40,092 -I swear to you. -One more thing, Elaine. 1305 01:09:40,176 --> 01:09:41,593 -You are a cheater. -Shut up and get out of here! 1306 01:09:41,678 --> 01:09:43,262 She cheated on me. I'm going to jump 1307 01:09:43,388 --> 01:09:46,265 -No! Honey! Honey, please calm down. -That is. I'm going to talk to Norman. 1308 01:09:46,391 --> 01:09:47,432 You are perfect for each other. 1309 01:09:47,559 --> 01:09:48,934 -You have drugs in your system. -I'm going to jump. 1310 01:09:49,060 --> 01:09:50,519 Oscar No! 1311 01:09:50,603 --> 01:09:53,605 Oscar, come back here! Honey please! 1312 01:09:53,857 --> 01:09:55,941 -I'm going to jump. -Oscar, you're going to get hurt. 1313 01:09:56,025 --> 01:09:59,194 Oscar! Oh my God! 1314 01:09:59,279 --> 01:10:03,115 -Oscar, are you okay? -I'm fine, I'm fine. 1315 01:10:03,241 --> 01:10:07,202 Look at all your ants. Shit. 1316 01:10:07,287 --> 01:10:10,622 Shit, this is high. Christ. 1317 01:10:11,916 --> 01:10:14,668 So how are we going to get him into the coffin? 1318 01:10:15,253 --> 01:10:17,629 What about that Louis Vuitton bag? did you bring? 1319 01:10:17,755 --> 01:10:19,548 We could fit two of him in there. 1320 01:10:19,632 --> 01:10:23,927 You know, Aaron, this isn't about us. Well? Come on, all of you, think. 1321 01:10:26,264 --> 01:10:29,474 -We should smuggle it in the laundry bag. -Wow. 1322 01:10:30,602 --> 01:10:33,186 Like they do in prison movies. 1323 01:10:33,313 --> 01:10:36,481 -Norman, it's Derek, let me in. -Shit! 1324 01:10:36,608 --> 01:10:38,275 -Okay, let's put him in the bathroom. -Norman! 1325 01:10:38,359 --> 01:10:40,193 -Wait! -Norman. 1326 01:10:40,320 --> 01:10:42,487 Wait! I'm trying to find my pants! 1327 01:10:42,614 --> 01:10:44,573 -What pants? -Wait! 1328 01:10:44,657 --> 01:10:47,451 Man, open the door. It's an emergency. 1329 01:10:47,994 --> 01:10:49,119 -Norman, please let me in. -Shit. 1330 01:10:49,203 --> 01:10:51,204 What the devil? Aaron? 1331 01:10:51,331 --> 01:10:53,165 What does Uncle Russell do? in the bathroom? 1332 01:10:53,291 --> 01:10:56,043 -He had to go! -I don't care, not there, not now. 1333 01:10:56,169 --> 01:10:58,295 -What the hell is wrong with you? -That's how I got the old poop... 1334 01:10:58,379 --> 01:11:01,340 Aaron? Open the door. Let me in. 1335 01:11:03,509 --> 01:11:04,635 -Hey, hey. -Hey, Aaron. 1336 01:11:04,719 --> 01:11:07,054 I have to talk to Norman right now. 1337 01:11:07,513 --> 01:11:08,889 Yes I'm here. What's happening? 1338 01:11:09,015 --> 01:11:12,184 Hey, man, it's Oscar. He went crazy He's up 1339 01:11:12,310 --> 01:11:15,103 -Is the heli passing here? -Nothing. That? 1340 01:11:15,188 --> 01:11:18,774 It's Oscar, man. He went crazy He's up on the roof, completely naked. 1341 01:11:18,858 --> 01:11:21,193 He saw me kissing Elaine and now it's threatening to jump. 1342 01:11:21,361 --> 01:11:25,697 -Were you kissing Elaine? -Yes, I told you that she was in love with me. 1343 01:11:26,908 --> 01:11:28,575 -Shit! -That? 1344 01:11:28,701 --> 01:11:30,035 I have to... I have to go. 1345 01:11:30,161 --> 01:11:33,121 -Who, wait. Where are you going, big boy? -Ry, Ry, if he jumps, 1346 01:11:33,206 --> 01:11:34,331 my sister is going to kill me 1347 01:11:34,415 --> 01:11:36,667 You know I wouldn't jump the ship, But I have to go Aaron, I'm out. 1348 01:11:36,751 --> 01:11:40,379 Shit! I have to go. Enclose. Don't kill anyone. 1349 01:11:44,676 --> 01:11:47,803 -He's cheating on me! That girl right there. -Please come down, baby. 1350 01:11:47,887 --> 01:11:50,305 -I'm going to jump now. -Oscar. Oscar, what are you doing? 1351 01:11:50,390 --> 01:11:51,515 -She cheated on me! -Oscar. 1352 01:11:51,599 --> 01:11:54,309 I didn't do anything! He kissed me! 1353 01:11:54,435 --> 01:11:56,103 Oscar! Try to go down. 1354 01:11:56,229 --> 01:11:57,896 Please come down, baby. 1355 01:11:57,981 --> 01:12:00,065 -I don't want you to get hurt. -I saw you kissing him 1356 01:12:00,149 --> 01:12:01,900 cheating right in front of me. What was that? 1357 01:12:01,985 --> 01:12:04,486 -Can we talk about that here? -Cheater, cheater, Derek's diner, 1358 01:12:04,570 --> 01:12:07,406 -I had a given, something, something. -Oscar, please! 1359 01:12:07,490 --> 01:12:11,785 Shut up, Jezebel! Cheaters never win, winners never cheat. 1360 01:12:11,911 --> 01:12:13,620 -I'm coming. -No, ma'am. 1361 01:12:13,746 --> 01:12:14,788 You don't want to go back inside 1362 01:12:14,914 --> 01:12:17,165 -So I'm going up. -Elaine, this is a man's job! 1363 01:12:17,250 --> 01:12:20,127 -You can't... Don't come here! -Don't do that! What are you doing? 1364 01:12:20,253 --> 01:12:22,462 -Elaine. Elaine! -You come here, I'm jumping. 1365 01:12:22,588 --> 01:12:25,507 One more step, I'm... I'm jumping off this roof. 1366 01:12:25,591 --> 01:12:27,676 -Elaine! -Elaine. 1367 01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:29,803 -Elaine! -Don't come up here! I'm going to jump 1368 01:12:29,929 --> 01:12:31,596 What are you doing? Elaine! 1369 01:12:31,681 --> 01:12:33,473 -Hey. -Hey! 1370 01:12:33,599 --> 01:12:35,308 -God, what are you doing now? -Hey hey hey. 1371 01:12:35,435 --> 01:12:37,978 I think I can get rid of this guy, but I need you to stay here 1372 01:12:38,104 --> 01:12:39,813 And make sure no one comes in, okay? 1373 01:12:39,939 --> 01:12:41,565 Okay, okay, okay, okay. I'll do what I can. 1374 01:12:41,649 --> 01:12:43,316 -But, listen, you owe me. -Well. 1375 01:12:43,443 --> 01:12:44,985 -Great time. -Well, okay, all the sperm you want. 1376 01:12:45,111 --> 01:12:46,570 -All the sperm you want. -Yes please. 1377 01:12:46,654 --> 01:12:48,697 -Don't do it. -All the sperm I want. All the sperm I want. 1378 01:12:48,823 --> 01:12:49,948 Well. 1379 01:12:54,787 --> 01:12:56,163 -Who is it? -It's Aaron. 1380 01:12:56,289 --> 01:12:58,999 Who do you think it is? Open the door. 1381 01:13:01,502 --> 01:13:04,838 Everyone is outside. We have to move this body right now. 1382 01:13:04,964 --> 01:13:06,465 -Well, let's do it. -Let's go for it. 1383 01:13:06,549 --> 01:13:08,675 -Let me raise my arms. -Come on. Come on. 1384 01:13:08,801 --> 01:13:10,469 -Do you have it? -Be kind, be kind. 1385 01:13:10,553 --> 01:13:12,637 Just because he's dead doesn't mean it can't hurt 1386 01:13:12,722 --> 01:13:15,849 -It's small, but it's heavy as shit. -You turn it this way. 1387 01:13:15,975 --> 01:13:17,267 -Come on. You go first. -Be careful with his head. 1388 01:13:17,351 --> 01:13:18,477 -All good. -Be careful with his head. 1389 01:13:18,561 --> 01:13:20,812 I wish Dad had chosen a smaller boy. 1390 01:13:20,897 --> 01:13:25,150 Fast. 1391 01:13:25,234 --> 01:13:27,069 You have it. Come on. 1392 01:13:28,237 --> 01:13:30,739 -Make sure no one comes in. -Well. 1393 01:13:35,995 --> 01:13:38,163 Hello, young friend. 1394 01:13:38,247 --> 01:13:40,248 -Hey, reverend! -Do you think I can find a phone somewhere? 1395 01:13:40,333 --> 01:13:41,458 There is something I want to ask you. 1396 01:13:41,542 --> 01:13:43,877 At what age did you decide? to get your church in 1397 01:13:44,045 --> 01:13:47,047 Careful, careful, careful, careful. 1398 01:13:48,382 --> 01:13:50,550 -I really need to use the phone. -That's great. 1399 01:13:50,635 --> 01:13:52,761 -Is there one inside here? -No, there is no one in there, 1400 01:13:52,845 --> 01:13:54,096 But I need to make a confession. 1401 01:13:54,180 --> 01:13:57,099 -I am not a priest. -It's okay, because I'm not Catholic! 1402 01:13:57,183 --> 01:14:01,603 It's just, I know I've been touched. In some religious way. 1403 01:14:12,657 --> 01:14:13,740 I'm addicted to strip clubs. 1404 01:14:13,825 --> 01:14:17,953 The smell, the polo, the stretch marks, Cesarean section scars. 1405 01:14:18,037 --> 01:14:22,374 I didn't know anything about whipped cream. Nothing! Not even... Because I'm diabetic, 1406 01:14:22,458 --> 01:14:25,168 so if I eat whipped cream in the wrong place, I'm going out. 1407 01:14:29,507 --> 01:14:30,841 -Do I have him? -I have him. 1408 01:14:38,933 --> 01:14:41,476 We can't leave it like this. 1409 01:14:45,022 --> 01:14:47,566 Well, in a strange way, This could be what he wanted. 1410 01:14:47,650 --> 01:14:51,736 Come on man. Can't you be serious for a damn second? 1411 01:14:51,821 --> 01:14:55,282 Just forget it, man. That's just more Ryan shit. 1412 01:14:55,366 --> 01:14:57,868 Why do you have to say shit like that? 1413 01:14:58,452 --> 01:15:01,371 Why don't you try to laugh, enjoying life? 1414 01:15:01,455 --> 01:15:03,456 Be spontaneous for once. 1415 01:15:03,541 --> 01:15:06,084 It could make you a better writer. 1416 01:15:06,377 --> 01:15:08,378 -Did you do it? -Yes, I'm done. 1417 01:15:08,462 --> 01:15:10,005 Let's do it. 1418 01:15:10,590 --> 01:15:13,300 Only this light fell on me, and there were angels, 1419 01:15:13,384 --> 01:15:14,759 -But they were dressed like strippers. -Look look, 1420 01:15:14,844 --> 01:15:17,220 I really need to make a phone call. There's a man outside on the roof. 1421 01:15:17,305 --> 01:15:18,471 -and he's about to jump. -Don't worry about that. 1422 01:15:18,556 --> 01:15:20,849 -He will be jumping for joy after I... -Wait, wait, hey! 1423 01:15:20,933 --> 01:15:23,560 But, Reverend, I haven't finished telling you. 1424 01:15:23,644 --> 01:15:26,521 -I met Shalawnda at the strip club. -Let us pray. 1425 01:15:27,565 --> 01:15:28,899 Goodbye dad. 1426 01:15:34,071 --> 01:15:35,655 -Oscar... -Don't come any closer, 1427 01:15:35,740 --> 01:15:38,366 -Or I'm going to jump off this roof. -I love you. I only want you. 1428 01:15:38,451 --> 01:15:40,493 -What were you doing with him, then? -I wasn't with him. 1429 01:15:40,578 --> 01:15:43,079 -I saw you kissing him passionately. -He kissed me! 1430 01:15:43,164 --> 01:15:44,956 It doesn't matter. I'll never be good enough. 1431 01:15:45,041 --> 01:15:46,958 -That's not true. -I will never be good enough for your father. 1432 01:15:47,043 --> 01:15:49,336 -I will never be good enough for you. -Baby, come in, please. 1433 01:15:49,420 --> 01:15:51,504 -No, you come in. -You have to come with me. 1434 01:15:51,589 --> 01:15:53,089 Why should l? 1435 01:15:53,925 --> 01:15:56,426 Because you are going to be a father. 1436 01:16:00,097 --> 01:16:01,848 -I am pregnant? -No. 1437 01:16:03,142 --> 01:16:06,102 -I am pregnant. -Are you pregnant too? 1438 01:16:07,772 --> 01:16:10,607 Yes. We are pregnant. 1439 01:16:10,691 --> 01:16:12,901 -Are we going to have a baby? -Yeah. 1440 01:16:12,985 --> 01:16:14,236 Really? 1441 01:16:16,948 --> 01:16:20,158 Baby, you scared me. don't do that 1442 01:16:20,910 --> 01:16:22,744 We're going to have a baby! 1443 01:16:24,872 --> 01:16:26,748 -Brilliant. -Alright. 1444 01:16:26,832 --> 01:16:29,000 I wish someone would give me a baby. 1445 01:16:29,085 --> 01:16:30,543 You ruined it, son! 1446 01:16:30,628 --> 01:16:32,921 This is... It also bothers me. 1447 01:16:33,005 --> 01:16:34,714 I'm going to go check on Cynthia. 1448 01:16:34,799 --> 01:16:38,635 Aaron? Hurry up! People are coming in! 1449 01:16:38,803 --> 01:16:41,346 Aaron! Is it gone? 1450 01:16:42,682 --> 01:16:45,517 -It seems so. -Well, is everything okay? 1451 01:16:45,893 --> 01:16:48,019 Everything's fine. Their... 1452 01:16:48,771 --> 01:16:49,854 -Cool. -Yeah. 1453 01:16:50,439 --> 01:16:51,606 -Can we go now? -Yeah. 1454 01:16:51,691 --> 01:16:53,316 -Well. -Well. 1455 01:16:54,777 --> 01:16:56,152 Oh my God! 1456 01:16:56,237 --> 01:16:58,697 Oscar, wait! Oh my God! 1457 01:16:58,781 --> 01:17:00,824 Honey. Oh shit. 1458 01:17:00,908 --> 01:17:02,617 -Jeff! -Shit! 1459 01:17:02,702 --> 01:17:05,161 -Jeff! Jeff, help me please! -Stay...stay well...stay there! 1460 01:17:05,246 --> 01:17:06,997 -Elaine, stay there! -Be careful, he's onto something. 1461 01:17:07,081 --> 01:17:08,164 -I have it, I have it. -Well? 1462 01:17:08,249 --> 01:17:10,375 Someone is coming up. You're going to be fine. 1463 01:17:10,459 --> 01:17:12,085 -Jeff! -I'm sliding, I'm sliding. 1464 01:17:12,169 --> 01:17:14,087 Get back up! 1465 01:17:15,464 --> 01:17:17,340 Jeff Jeff, hurry up! 1466 01:17:18,426 --> 01:17:21,011 -Hold back again! -Well, I can't do it. 1467 01:17:21,095 --> 01:17:23,263 -Someone help me please! -Help me! 1468 01:17:23,347 --> 01:17:24,556 -Jeff! -Jeff! 1469 01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:26,182 -Oscar, I'm coming! -Come on. 1470 01:17:26,267 --> 01:17:27,475 Oscar! 1471 01:17:29,353 --> 01:17:32,731 Baby, please help me, help me. I can't hug you 1472 01:17:32,857 --> 01:17:34,858 -Who is that? -I have it. I have it. 1473 01:17:34,942 --> 01:17:37,193 -Jeff! It's Jeff -Jeff? 1474 01:17:37,278 --> 01:17:39,362 My manhood is being questioned right now. 1475 01:17:39,447 --> 01:17:42,073 Just... come on. 1476 01:17:42,158 --> 01:17:44,326 -Do you have it? -Yes, it's on my cheek. 1477 01:17:44,410 --> 01:17:45,994 -Well. I'm letting go now! -It's on my cheek, Elaine. 1478 01:17:46,078 --> 01:17:48,413 -You're okay, Jeff's got you. -He is incredibly gifted. 1479 01:17:48,539 --> 01:17:50,749 I could use some help here please. 1480 01:17:50,875 --> 01:17:52,751 -Yeah. -I got you, friend. 1481 01:17:52,835 --> 01:17:54,502 -You are so beautiful. -Okay I love you. 1482 01:17:54,587 --> 01:17:56,004 I love you! 1483 01:18:00,551 --> 01:18:02,260 Hello, Miss Cynthia. 1484 01:18:02,928 --> 01:18:04,179 Norman. 1485 01:18:05,598 --> 01:18:07,057 It's you? 1486 01:18:08,768 --> 01:18:10,101 Aaron? 1487 01:18:10,186 --> 01:18:13,938 -Aaron, I really think we should start over. -I'm going to look for the reverend. 1488 01:18:14,065 --> 01:18:17,192 Ryan, thank you very much. to get things back on track. 1489 01:18:17,276 --> 01:18:19,736 I'm very glad you're here. 1490 01:18:24,116 --> 01:18:26,034 Where's Uncle Russell? 1491 01:18:27,578 --> 01:18:29,287 I'm starting to feel better. 1492 01:18:29,372 --> 01:18:32,040 -Well. -Thanks to you. And you. 1493 01:18:32,625 --> 01:18:35,794 And you, Jeff. Thank you. 1494 01:18:35,878 --> 01:18:37,545 Thanks, Jeff. 1495 01:18:39,548 --> 01:18:43,134 -That was very brave. -Hey. Whoa Whoa. 1496 01:18:43,219 --> 01:18:47,972 Listen, no offense, but like you and me. You can never play again. 1497 01:18:48,307 --> 01:18:49,766 -Well. -Well. 1498 01:18:51,727 --> 01:18:52,811 -Jeff. -All good. 1499 01:18:52,895 --> 01:18:54,145 Thank you. 1500 01:18:54,230 --> 01:18:57,565 I need to go search Like, big Tic Tac ass right now. 1501 01:18:58,609 --> 01:19:01,152 Oh God. Oh baby. 1502 01:19:02,488 --> 01:19:05,156 -Oh shit. -Jeff... 1503 01:19:06,492 --> 01:19:10,495 I'm sorry dad I'm just... I am very vulnerable right now. 1504 01:19:10,579 --> 01:19:11,579 Do you have those buttons there? 1505 01:19:11,664 --> 01:19:12,914 -Yeah. -Well. 1506 01:19:12,998 --> 01:19:14,749 -Elaine. -Dad. 1507 01:19:14,834 --> 01:19:17,502 -Thank God you are safe. -Yeah. We're ok. 1508 01:19:17,586 --> 01:19:21,089 And you. You idiot. What the hell is wrong with you? 1509 01:19:21,173 --> 01:19:22,257 Stay away from my daughter. 1510 01:19:22,341 --> 01:19:24,926 -Look dad -Elaine, stay out of this. 1511 01:19:25,010 --> 01:19:28,346 No! I'm not going to stay on the sidelines. This is my life. 1512 01:19:29,265 --> 01:19:32,684 You don't like it, too bad. But I'm going to tell you something. 1513 01:19:32,810 --> 01:19:34,769 If you want to have me and my son in your life, 1514 01:19:34,854 --> 01:19:37,981 better change your attitude Do you have it? 1515 01:19:40,401 --> 01:19:43,403 -I love you. -My little girl. 1516 01:19:44,697 --> 01:19:45,864 Yes. 1517 01:19:47,575 --> 01:19:49,492 I love you too, dad. 1518 01:19:52,705 --> 01:19:54,706 What the hell is going on here? 1519 01:19:54,832 --> 01:19:56,958 -I'm sorry, Uncle Russell. -Yes, I'm sorry about that. 1520 01:19:57,042 --> 01:20:00,336 Someone was on the roof, And we just had to get it out. 1521 01:20:00,421 --> 01:20:02,464 Okay, I have your pants. I have your pants. Wait. 1522 01:20:02,548 --> 01:20:05,842 Forget that. What's up That corpse you dragged here? 1523 01:20:05,926 --> 01:20:07,093 -What... -Corpse? 1524 01:20:07,219 --> 01:20:08,928 -No corpse. -Hey, don't mess with me! 1525 01:20:09,054 --> 01:20:12,182 I know a dead man when I see one. I live in a damn retirement home. 1526 01:20:12,266 --> 01:20:14,559 Come on, damn it. It smells in this room. Shit! 1527 01:20:15,394 --> 01:20:18,188 -How is the... How is the skin? -Don't know. 1528 01:20:18,272 --> 01:20:21,399 I'm more worried about the smell of shit. Can you tell? 1529 01:20:21,525 --> 01:20:25,403 Yes, yes, but the thing in your hand, You just added a little vinegar. 1530 01:20:25,529 --> 01:20:27,447 That will clear it up. It's an old family secret. 1531 01:20:27,573 --> 01:20:30,241 The shit, I can't help you. 1532 01:20:30,409 --> 01:20:32,577 I would recommend a shower or bath. 1533 01:20:32,703 --> 01:20:34,746 -Thank you. -You are welcome. 1534 01:20:35,372 --> 01:20:38,625 -I'm sorry about everything about Elaine, man. -Alright. 1535 01:20:38,751 --> 01:20:42,170 Did you hear that she is going to have a child? Can you see me as dad? 1536 01:20:42,254 --> 01:20:43,588 -No. -No. 1537 01:20:45,549 --> 01:20:47,133 Well, this shit has been crazy. 1538 01:20:47,259 --> 01:20:52,222 You have people falling out of the coffin, you have people hanging from the ceiling 1539 01:20:52,806 --> 01:20:54,098 Can I have the keys? I'll wait in the car. 1540 01:20:54,225 --> 01:20:55,850 -That? -I'm just tired. 1541 01:20:55,935 --> 01:20:58,228 -Well. -Well. 1542 01:20:58,312 --> 01:20:59,437 Hey. 1543 01:21:01,106 --> 01:21:03,316 -I love you. -Hey, I love you too. 1544 01:21:03,442 --> 01:21:05,443 I saw it! He was dead! 1545 01:21:05,986 --> 01:21:08,279 -I know you did, Uncle Russell. We all did it. -Shit. 1546 01:21:08,405 --> 01:21:12,534 No, silly. In the bathroom. He was dead in the bathroom. 1547 01:21:12,618 --> 01:21:15,870 I can't believe What a nightmare today has been. 1548 01:21:15,955 --> 01:21:19,791 I don't know, I think it's kind of exciting. For a funeral. 1549 01:21:21,502 --> 01:21:26,798 -Listen, about those things before, I... -I know, we'll figure it out. 1550 01:21:27,091 --> 01:21:28,675 -Agreed? -Agreed. 1551 01:21:28,801 --> 01:21:29,801 Let's spend this day 1552 01:21:29,927 --> 01:21:32,720 and then we'll worry about the rest of our lives. 1553 01:21:32,805 --> 01:21:34,889 I have yet to give this praise. 1554 01:21:34,974 --> 01:21:37,267 After everything I discovered. 1555 01:21:37,351 --> 01:21:40,645 We really have to get this damn thing started. 1556 01:21:41,313 --> 01:21:44,524 Look we are going to have To get through this thing now, son. 1557 01:21:44,650 --> 01:21:46,484 I mean, I've already missed one funeral. and two baptisms. 1558 01:21:46,569 --> 01:21:50,280 -Yes, yes, of course. Come on... Let's get started. -Well. Do you want an open casket? 1559 01:21:50,364 --> 01:21:51,656 -No! -No. 1560 01:21:52,324 --> 01:21:53,700 All good. 1561 01:21:55,828 --> 01:21:58,079 Everyone in their seats now. 1562 01:21:58,497 --> 01:21:59,747 -You with the hat? -Yeah? 1563 01:21:59,832 --> 01:22:01,124 sit down 1564 01:22:01,208 --> 01:22:04,043 Now, I would like to apologize on behalf of the family 1565 01:22:04,169 --> 01:22:06,879 For all the distractions. 1566 01:22:07,881 --> 01:22:12,343 Aaron, the eldest son, would like to say. A few words about your father. 1567 01:22:13,345 --> 01:22:14,721 Thank you. 1568 01:22:23,105 --> 01:22:24,272 Well. 1569 01:22:26,233 --> 01:22:30,695 "My father was an exceptional man. 1570 01:22:38,245 --> 01:22:41,289 "He was born in 19..." 1571 01:22:43,083 --> 01:22:45,752 -What the hell is happening now? -There's someone in there. 1572 01:22:45,878 --> 01:22:48,129 I knew it! I knew it! 1573 01:22:48,213 --> 01:22:52,717 "He was born in 1930..." 1574 01:22:54,428 --> 01:22:57,930 Shit. 1575 01:22:59,933 --> 01:23:01,601 what the fuck 1576 01:23:01,727 --> 01:23:04,562 What the hell are you doing? in my father's coffin? 1577 01:23:09,943 --> 01:23:12,403 Edward, I miss you! 1578 01:23:12,988 --> 01:23:15,406 Leave me to my Edward! 1579 01:23:15,491 --> 01:23:18,743 My photo. My beautiful memories! 1580 01:23:22,164 --> 01:23:24,415 No, mom, don't do it. Give me... 1581 01:23:25,501 --> 01:23:27,251 Bastard! 1582 01:23:36,637 --> 01:23:38,805 My father! 1583 01:23:40,140 --> 01:23:45,937 My father was an exceptional man. 1584 01:23:49,358 --> 01:23:51,359 Did he have his faults? 1585 01:23:54,029 --> 01:23:55,196 Yes. 1586 01:23:57,241 --> 01:24:00,451 But he worked hard for his family. 1587 01:24:00,536 --> 01:24:03,079 Everything I wanted to do today 1588 01:24:03,163 --> 01:24:09,460 was to tell him how much we all love, I appreciated and respected him. 1589 01:24:10,421 --> 01:24:13,005 Is it really too much to ask? 1590 01:24:13,799 --> 01:24:17,844 So maybe I loved Dreamgirls more than most men. 1591 01:24:19,388 --> 01:24:22,724 But, hey, life is complicated. 1592 01:24:23,350 --> 01:24:24,934 We do the best we can. 1593 01:24:25,978 --> 01:24:28,438 And dad, he did the best he could. 1594 01:24:30,399 --> 01:24:32,066 One thing he did 1595 01:24:32,568 --> 01:24:35,361 He taught us to pursue our dreams. 1596 01:24:37,114 --> 01:24:39,449 So when you leave here today, 1597 01:24:39,533 --> 01:24:43,828 I want you to remember my father for who he really was 1598 01:24:43,912 --> 01:24:49,459 a kind, kind and loving man, who never judged anyone, 1599 01:24:50,252 --> 01:24:54,255 who never made derogatory comments 1600 01:24:55,924 --> 01:25:02,263 or prejudiced against any race, creed 1601 01:25:03,515 --> 01:25:04,891 or height. 1602 01:25:05,726 --> 01:25:10,354 And if it turns out to be only half the man. that my father was 1603 01:25:10,439 --> 01:25:14,692 So the child I'm planning to have with my beautiful wife 1604 01:25:16,403 --> 01:25:18,321 You will be truly blessed. 1605 01:25:24,787 --> 01:25:26,162 Thank you. 1606 01:25:29,124 --> 01:25:30,708 Well done son 1607 01:25:33,337 --> 01:25:35,379 It's going to be good, boy. 1608 01:25:37,049 --> 01:25:38,382 Good job. 1609 01:25:40,886 --> 01:25:43,262 Oscar, let's not do this again. 1610 01:25:46,099 --> 01:25:49,519 I always thought it had a little sugar in it. in your tank. 1611 01:26:02,074 --> 01:26:04,033 Hey, how's mom? 1612 01:26:04,117 --> 01:26:06,828 She is good. Resting 1613 01:26:08,288 --> 01:26:12,291 You know, it's going to take a while for her to accept dad was... 1614 01:26:13,710 --> 01:26:15,336 You know. 1615 01:26:15,420 --> 01:26:17,046 She will be fine 1616 01:26:17,714 --> 01:26:21,425 You know, it was a good goodbye. You hit the old man. Did you write that? 1617 01:26:21,510 --> 01:26:24,804 A boy I knew told me I need to be spontaneous. 1618 01:26:24,888 --> 01:26:28,224 Yeah, well, Dad would have been proud. I know what it was 1619 01:26:28,934 --> 01:26:32,019 Maybe when you're ready, you'll let me Take a look at that novel of yours. 1620 01:26:32,104 --> 01:26:33,437 Yes. 1621 01:26:33,522 --> 01:26:36,732 -Yes, I will send it to you next week. -All good. 1622 01:26:36,817 --> 01:26:40,069 -But you know that Michelle has to read it first. -Well. 1623 01:26:40,153 --> 01:26:42,780 I'm not going to go through that again. 1624 01:26:42,865 --> 01:26:45,366 All good. Well, thank you, big brother. 1625 01:26:46,034 --> 01:26:48,786 Are you sure you don't want to stay another day? 1626 01:26:49,913 --> 01:26:52,331 I have a good Laker game coming up. 1627 01:26:53,083 --> 01:26:54,917 -Your boy, Kobe. -No. 1628 01:26:55,544 --> 01:26:58,087 I would just feel sad or get in the way. 1629 01:26:58,171 --> 01:27:01,173 You know how it is. I'll probably go back. 1630 01:27:01,258 --> 01:27:04,218 You know, do my thing. I still have to cry. 1631 01:27:05,220 --> 01:27:06,512 Me too. 1632 01:27:13,395 --> 01:27:16,147 That? A brother has to get to the airport. 1633 01:27:16,231 --> 01:27:19,984 Come on, you better make sure You don't go to jail first. 1634 01:27:20,777 --> 01:27:22,403 -Hey. -Ryan. 1635 01:27:22,487 --> 01:27:24,488 -Sis. -Baby, listen, 1636 01:27:24,615 --> 01:27:28,826 -Don't stay away so long next time, okay? -Of course I won't. It's okay, brother. 1637 01:27:28,952 --> 01:27:30,661 Hey, next funeral. 1638 01:27:32,164 --> 01:27:34,790 -I love you man. -I love you too, man. 1639 01:27:41,006 --> 01:27:43,174 Wow, I see he got his ride. 1640 01:27:43,258 --> 01:27:46,177 Yes. R. Kelly used the same car service. 1641 01:27:51,850 --> 01:27:53,976 Just like sweets. 1642 01:27:59,691 --> 01:28:03,778 I'm exhausted. This has been a long day. 1643 01:28:03,862 --> 01:28:05,613 A long, long day. 1644 01:28:06,448 --> 01:28:08,366 -And guess what? -That? 1645 01:28:12,120 --> 01:28:13,871 Now I'm interested. 1646 01:28:15,040 --> 01:28:19,335 No mom. There are no guests. Not Uncle Russell. 1647 01:28:21,838 --> 01:28:24,048 -Where is Uncle Russell? -It's upstairs. 1648 01:28:24,132 --> 01:28:27,218 I gave him a couple of valium and put him to bed. 1649 01:28:29,388 --> 01:28:30,513 That? 1650 01:28:31,515 --> 01:28:34,058 Shit. Man. 1651 01:28:35,185 --> 01:28:37,520 Everything is so fucking green.